Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You're not at all clever,
And we're all onto you.

BURMA SHAVE

APK once again misses
The obvious--that is,
The barn-sized difference
Between libre and gratis

BURMA SHAVE

I've heard such claims as yours regarding
Foreign competition repeated oft,
But pray tell what non-US firms actually vie
With Google, Oracle, Apple, or Microsoft?

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All you've managed to do
Is to prove you're a moron
With an IQ that's only slightly less than
The atomic number of boron.

BURMA SHAVE

Read their FAQ about
"Living language"
This data mining ain't
Excess baggage!

BURMA SHAVE

APK tells
Nothing but lies
'Cept when he tries
To spamvertise

BURMA SHAVE

Your paranoid scenario,
With its lurid details,
Almost had me convinced...
But you left out chemtrails.

BURMA SHAVE

Take pity on poor APK
Who, a-brim with frustration,
Projects onto others
His own hallucinations.

BURMA SHAVE

If you really believe
That folks don't repeat
APK's hosts files screeds
Will provide a real treat

BURMA SHAVE

Ashes to ashes
Station to station
Don't you get it? This account
Is basically your own creation.

Not a blessed thing hidden
Not otherwise pretended
You've simply taken the bait
Just as I had intended

BURMA SHAVE, motherfucker

My gratitude
Is without end
Hope you don't mind
If I call you Friend

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You never log in
So that's hardly fair
Perhaps you should think
Of growing a pair

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APK sez
It's time to reveal yas:
cold fjord is really
Jeremiah Cornelius.

BURMA SHAVE

Zontar is upmodded
For failure at a funny
APK can't get a +1
For love nor money

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