The first rule of Global Warming is: Every impact is negative.
The second rule of Global Warming is: Every impact is negative.
Third rule of Global Warming: If someone pauses, roll eyes, questions, or in any way doubts any claims or speculations related to Global Warming, its causes or its impacts, they are to be labeled as deniers.
Fourth rule of Climate Change: We can change the name whenever we want.
Fifth rule of Climate Change: Solutions do not need to consider cost or economic impact, human or societal behaviors, or likelihood of success domestically or internationally.