dysmal - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Wasn't Bennett Haselton banned from Slashdot? (Score 0) 255

by dysmal on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:18PM (#49173413) Attached to: Gritty 'Power Rangers' Short Is Not Fair Use

It's like he's a zombie. Never dies. Keeps coming back for more and more and more of our braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

Comment Re:They must have used huge packaging... (Score 1) 62

by dysmal on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:10PM (#49172087) Attached to: Inside the North Korean Data Smuggling Movement

Clearly you've never seen how much packaging online retailers like Amazon can use for such a small object during the holidays!

Comment Re:Assassinate that fat fuck (Score 1) 62

by dysmal on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:20AM (#49171547) Attached to: Inside the North Korean Data Smuggling Movement

So that there's a power vacuum and his crazy ass relatives can fight over it? Because that's worked AWESOMELY in the past when a tyrannical leader is removed from power by outsiders.

Comment Re:ICYMI: Frontline's Secret State of North Korea (Score 1) 62

by dysmal on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:16AM (#49171485) Attached to: Inside the North Korean Data Smuggling Movement

I knew this story sounded familiar. Thanks for reminding me about this Frontine episode!!!

Comment Re:flash blockers (Score 2) 188

by dysmal on Wednesday February 25, 2015 @03:40PM (#49130295) Attached to: Google Now Automatically Converts Flash Ads To HTML5

Just use Lynx

Comment New career field (Score 1) 145

by dysmal on Tuesday February 24, 2015 @10:33AM (#49118675) Attached to: Attention, Rockstar Developers: Get a Talent Agent

This'll give the MBA's something to do now.

I'm waiting for the article about people complaining about an uptick in smarmy agents who don't know the difference between their ass and a hole in the wall.

Comment Re:slashdot? (Score 1) 467

by dysmal on Thursday February 05, 2015 @11:00AM (#48988593) Attached to: Twitter CEO: "We Suck" At Dealing With Trolls, Vows To Kick Them Out

Didn't /.'s favorite regular contributor Bennett already figure out how to fix Twitter? http://it.slashdot.org/story/1...

Comment On the brighter side of things (Score 1) 180

by dysmal on Saturday January 31, 2015 @01:21AM (#48944935) Attached to: George R. R. Martin's "The Winds of Winter" Wiill Not Be Published In 2015

That's one more year before a Stark dies!

Comment Re:For some reason, when I first saw the headline. (Score 1) 83

by dysmal on Saturday January 17, 2015 @08:17PM (#48841817) Attached to: What Africa Really Needs To Fight Ebola

Ditto. The summary started out like one of his weekly rants.

Comment click bait (Score 0) 328

by dysmal on Tuesday December 30, 2014 @01:03PM (#48696847) Attached to: Is the Tablet Market In Outright Collapse? Data Suggests Yes

A Dice.com link from Nerval's Lobster.... THAT's never happened! Any time now we should see a post from Bennet H...

Comment My prediction (Score 1) 176

by dysmal on Tuesday December 23, 2014 @03:22PM (#48661761) Attached to: Sony: 'The Interview' Will Have a Limited Theatrical Release

This will be the most pirated movie

Comment DMCA violation (Score 1) 360

by dysmal on Monday December 22, 2014 @05:03PM (#48655135) Attached to: North Korean Internet Is Down

You've got it all wrong. It wasn't the US or China or even PRC ineptitude that caused this. It was Sony lawyers using DMCA'ing them into the dark ages for all of those copies of Baywatch they were caught downloading.

Comment Obviously (Score 0) 68

by dysmal on Tuesday December 16, 2014 @05:39PM (#48612323) Attached to: Curiosity Detects Mysterious Methane Spikes On Mars

Mars has gas!

Comment Re:Is there any competent web coders today? (Score 1) 334

by dysmal on Thursday December 04, 2014 @05:59PM (#48526171) Attached to: Aliens Are Probably Everywhere, Just Not Anywhere Nearby

I second that. Not all of us work for companies that are sophisticated enough to have wide screen monitors!

(Viewed on a Dell 19" 4:3 monitors at 1280x1024)

Comment Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton (Score 1) 132

by dysmal on Thursday December 04, 2014 @10:00AM (#48522067) Attached to: Twitter Should Use Random Sample Voting For Abuse Reports

Much like how Haliburton is a frequent contributor

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