Maybe he couldn't read clearly because of all the smoke between his eyes and the computer screen.

You said "Google's own stats", but then supported it with a subjective anecdotal statement from Google.

I live in Washington state, and I think we're to blame - at least in part. All those Oregon programmers kept coming north to smoke weed here. I was a bit surprised Oregon didn't have plenty of its own already, given its reputation; but no, you'd see those guys all over the place asking "where can I find the good stuff, man. The GOOD stuff! I need a hookup, man!"

Our own health insurance exchange did well after the first week - that's when we fired all the stoners and hired every Mormon coder we could find.

I was using perl before it was cool.

(I figured a fanboi submission required a hipster response)

Go for a little walk, breathe some fresh air.

I'm also a Mac user - but the poll pretty obviously was only about Linux desktop environments. So...

I picked "other" - I still prefer Enlightenment.

I thought all editions of Windows XP deserved the monicker POS?

(Note to the humor-impaired: Chill out, dude. At least I'm not making jokes about your pretend girlfriend, right?)

I regularly use bluetooth headphones with both my iPhone and my iPad.

Sheesh. There are spots in my yard where the three coexist quite happily.

In my younger more naive days, I made the mistake of planting Hedera Helix (English Ivy) - that is one very nasty plant.

Yeah, I'm not sure how the submitter thought that eating blackberries somehow hurts the plant is comes from.

Himalaya blackberries... Because even Luther Burbank made mistakes.

Isn't this why Firefox decided they were going to start showing ads in new tabs?

I started moving away from Google about a year ago for this very reason.

My work email is still a Google Apps for Education based, since our university basically wants everyone either there or on Microsoft's cloud (which UW has managed to muck up, so it's not a great option). But my personal email is not. I do miss Google's spam filtering, which is darn good; but using an email client again has made me realize just how mediocre Gmail's interface is overall.

One rule of thumb I remember from way back... an institute founded by an individual and named after himself usually means it mainly generates pseudoscience.

Also, was anyone else disappointed that Mr. Cameron wasn't on that sub when it imploded?

It does - but your phone has to be jailbroken before you can access it.

Actually, you are wrong. If you read the article, you'll see its main focus is on the "goto fail" bug and what the author perceives as the development shortcomings that allowed it to happen in the first place. The focus is pretty Apple-centric, mainly because he's using the "goto fail" bug as the primary evidence to support his central tenet. However I did not get the impression the author was anti-Apple.

Heartbleed is only mentioned as an afterthought because (as the article mentions) it became public knowledge some time after the author wrote the first draft of the article.

The "finding more than one worm" phrase doesn't appear to refer to Heartbleed at all - it's about (in the author's opinion) changing practices so more bugs can be caught and/or prevented.