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Comment Personal Waste Transporters (Score 4, Funny) 207

The Star Trek trek that I thought was the most futuristic was the Personal Waste Transporters that would automatically beam out solid, liquid, and gaseous human waste, plus dirt, oil, etc.; which eliminated the need for toilets, showers, etc. from Star Ships and Away Missions.

Strange that in Star Trek, they could beam away all of the bad stuff from their bodies, but would still need to eat and drink in traditional fashion.

Prior to the Waste Transporters, I don't want to even think about how rough Klingon toilet paper would have been, Vulcan deodorant which requires mental discipline to ignore orders, or the poor quality of a Ferengi tampons that fall apart.

Comment Restricted FileSystem and No Fine Movement Input (Score 4, Insightful) 504

My biggest gripes with my iPad3 as a work device are:

One's fingers does not provide fine movement input like a mouse, touchpad, or fine tip pen/stylus (like the Samsung Note/Note2), which is needed for creating decent graphical design work. (It is far easier to move a mouse, touchpad, or pen/stylus by a single pixel, then my finger.)

Proper unrestricted filesystem that lets you locally share documents easily and securely locally across different applications, without handing over your unencrypted work to untrustworthy 3rd party cloud services. Why could I upload my personal document to Apple's iCloud and download it again, just to open it up in a different app?

And proper cut-and-paste of graphical (non-text) objects between applications. Why can't I click on an image, powerpoint/keynote diagram, etc, and copies these into the clipboard, and then paste into a word/pages document or e-mail message?

Comment Pity for inadequate muslim men. (Score 1) 585

Why must so many muslim men in so many muslim dominated countries feel soooo insecure and threatened by women, that they must dominate and suppress women in so many ways?

It there some huge deficiency or other inadequacy in their manhood of these men, that forces them to overcompensate by suppressing women? Are a majority of these men transgendered and need to suppress women, in order to make it less tempting for them to get sex-change operations?

I sorry,but as a women, I cannot understand the rational of these men. I am personally confident enough with my own identity, that I do not want men to be suppressed and locked away in homes and in burkas.

But if so many of these poor muslim men are suffering from sexual and gender insecurity issues, we do need to help them.

Comment Good luck with that! (Score 4, Insightful) 361

I wish them the best of luck, they will need it!

That is a problem a virtual currency not official backed by any government, bank, or mega-corp, and is not legally tied to any hard valued currency, fungible commodity, or hard product.

Maybe Bitcoinica will offer a store credit good for their own non-transferable virtual currency?

Comment Vote For Sale (Score 1) 550

If I was an American, I would put up a sign offering my vote for sale. Why should only politicians be the only ones that take money from "special interested"?

This can be done 100% legal by creating political action committees that accepts donations, and pays you off $$$ as a consultant.

Comment Stupidity Tax (Score 5, Funny) 192

Reminds me of an old Kids-in-the-Hall skit:

Casher: "And another $5 for the Stupidity Tax."
Customer: "Stupidity Tax? What's that?"
Casher: "Oh, since you asked about it, you don't have to pay."

You previously see the casher successfully get away with charging the tax with the other "stupid" customers.

The reason why we have so much spam and other scams is because there are enough stupid people to make it economically viable.

Comment Even tablets benefit with keyboards. (Score 1) 135

With the removable zagmate bluetooth keyboard, iWorks office suite, omnigraffle, iOS mail + calendar + contacts, kindle reader for reading pdf's, and cdyia mobile terminal + openssh, my iPad3 has become a serious and portable work device. (The retina display is really beneficial to me.)

My biggest issue with the iPod is that the gcc tool chain is no longer available for native development with ios 5.*, as was possible in ios 4.*. :-(

Comment Great Money Making Idea (Score 1) 326

Step 1: take a cheap-ass discounted $50 tablet
(android 1.x and some 2.x tablets are dropping in price, not to mention RIM playbooks)

Step 2: add some religious software and branding
(project gutenberg is a good source of free religious books)

Step 3: market it to religious groups
(especially those that are technically ignorant; oh look what granny bought you for X-mas)

Step 4: profit $$$.

Step 5: (optional..) repent for your soul at your death-bed.

Repeat the above steps for Buddhist, Christian, Islamic, Jewish, Hindu, etc.

Comment Another example why net neutrality is needed. (Score 1) 42

Nice to know that this is the model that is being promoted in Canada, USA, and other western nations to protect us and our children from the bad guys, when it is really about protecting out-dated corporate business models and interests.

It is a shame that the vast ignorant masses have no interest in knowing that their plutocratic governments are screwing them over, in exchange for campaign contributions, cushy post-government jobs, lecture fees, and other perks.

Comment Redmond Help Wanted (Score 2) 152

Are you a skilled Android, iOS, OSX, or Linux malware author, and enjoy damp north-west coastal weather? Well, get out of your parent's basement and apply now to work in a large office with other similarly minded psychotic co-workers. The borg collective needs you, in order to stop its sliding market share! (After all, you can only get so far with frivolous lawsuits.)

Comment Re:Why Macs? (Score 4, Funny) 77

Don't forget about GAY PORN. Gigabytes and gigabytes of the gayest, hairiest, sweatiest, large-cocked ass-pounding with spurts of semen flying everywhere. Black men, white men, ladyboys, furries...yes. Porn SO GAY and lots and lots of it. Like a big pride parade with lots and lots of real gay sex. Freddie Mercury and Rock Hudson would be proud, ahh, the progress of society.
Gay, gay, gay.

Wow Anonymous Coward, you describe the GAY PORN experience with such vivid and enthusiastic detail, that you must have extensive first hand experience.

Thank you for being so brave to come out of the closet and share your experience. I just hope that your boyfriend is okay with all of your PORN viewing.

Comment I'm just waiting for... (Score 5, Funny) 307

... my FaceBook router. (Hopefully a FaceBook branded Cisco device.)

Why wouldn't I want FaceBook to intercept all of my Internet traffic? It would allow FaceBook to provide better services and targeted ads just for me. This would be the best solution, until I get that FaceBook brain implant installed.

Comment Simply Solution, High Minimum Salary for H1B's (Score 4, Insightful) 262

The simplest solution is to raise the minimum salary for all H1B employees to something more reasonable, like between $100,000 to $150,000, depending on the area and profession. (Note this is a minimum, the maximum is open.)

That way companies would be forced to pay the extra amount for foreign workers if they really are needed, and be incentivize to first look for local talent and/or provide training.

And H1B's recipients would stop being considered as cheap low-cost labour putting downwards pressure on salaries.

Comment Re:Dream Tablet (Score 0) 198

Why would you need something "well beyond" 1080p on a 7" tablet?

Not everyone is blind. My eyes have no problems seeing individual pixels on my iPad3.

I read a lot of PDF data sheets, and retina quality display lets me view and read entire pages with pinching and zooming.

1080p not enough on a tablet with an edge-to-edge-to-edge display and no bezel, if the DPI is to match the ipad3.

Hardware buttons can be placed on the edges, as is the case with power, volume, ...

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