Yep, that happens with my car. Had the fob battery die while I was out at band practice, and when I unlocked it the alarm went off.

Of course, I couldn't turn it off so I just drove it home like that. I stopped off at the pub on the way.

(I had a club soda.)

The shooter in CT was known to download music and movies. If only we had been able to track his movie choices properly, and note a slide towards more violent movies and video games, then we could have prevented the tragedy of 20 kindergarten children.

It's a fairly small price to pay, having each person's movie preferences checked and analysed a licensed psychologist. Mandating that devices can only play movies that have been approved by the MIAA, and music approved by the RIAA, ensures that our children will be safe at school. /The outside of my molars in delicious, by the way.

Well Mr. Godwin, you could also say that games like GTA IV, HALO, Gears of War, etc show us the difference that one person can make.

Dude, everyone at the NYT went home for Christmas. All they have left in the building is two interns and a janitor.

But they'll give a wicked gum job. ;)

Why not two seventy-year-old women?

They'll both assume you're with the other one and he can get to the lab to get some work done.

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I remember Timmy McVeigh running through that OK building shooting everyone. Horrible time.

Same when those guys stormed the twin towers and the Pentagon and shot everyone inside. It was on the news for months.

You don't need guns to kill people. Any of us could build a weapon powerful enough to kill hundreds of people with stuff you can buy from Home Depot. I could probably build a so-called "dirty bomb" for a couple grand.

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No kidding, the sheer fucking mind-boggling amount of conduit required for the EMI segregation...

Oh by all the stars in the sky, the sheer paperwork involved. All the arisings during construction, everything.

See, I've always had problems with the e-readers compared to a dead tree version. I've tried a bunch of them but they just don't work for me.

We're hideously antiquated, old bean.

*adjusts monocle and top hat*

I'm Canadian, you insensitive clod, and I'm not impressed by your 4.5 cm.

No kidding, I used to work retail and a day like this would be fucking spectacular. We'd talk about it for months. "Hey, remember when that lady came in and bought every family member an iPhone?"

Are we going to drink microbrews and talk about outer space?