Maybe look up those words.

I've seen restaurants use photos of the menu taken from a phone or even a serious camera, and it looks amateur. Webcam is unlikely to look better no matter what you do.

If this menu is done daily and looks professional in the restaurant, it should be professionally done on the website, such as a PDF. If the menu is just a chalk board that someone updates by hand, possibly several times a day, then a photo should be fine, but even then you should take a proper photograph from close up and upload it.

There's another option, which is not being interested in football (or whatever) simply to be polite, but to be interested in the other person's passion for football, which is something personal.

And snacks.

Munroe has the right idea:

Hooray for snacks!

By 'superbole', I'm guessing you mean Superbowl hyperbole?

Or duelling.

Throwing money at a problem generally leads to a well-funded problem, not a solution.

It's gratifying to see technological progress that enables people with obstacles to be productive, rather than just enabling cat videos and teenage gossip.

It's also good for technology to actually help the visually impaired in a dignified way, because it seems most advocates for the disabled are lunatic fringe reverse bigots who want obnoxious in-your-fact interventions for the visually impaired which are merely political statements to inconvenience the able-bodied with no benefit to anyone.

All she's done is file paperwork and paid some fees. She's hasn't won a judgment yet.

Of course, with the US justice system, anything is possible.

Maybe it had nothing to do with Apple. Maybe Microsoft just got lazy.

Those universes aren't what people usually mean by 'parallel'. Usually they're thinking of a universe which at some point in the past was identical to this one.

These orthogonal universes obviously aren't going to have duplicates of anything here.

Ten km of ice can help with the radiation, so Europa is likely quite capable of supporting life. But Europa is not *habitable* by human standards.

Hominins take decades to reproduce - maybe it's been done and we haven't noticed yet.

We're talking about mosquitoes. I'll accept the risk.

I know coming up with names isn't as easy as you would think, but, seriously, they called it cyanogen?