Journal: Richard Stallman not thrilled

Okay, Nokia has decided to allow one open source project to make limited use of a subset of their patents, and today slashdot ran an article noting that Richard Stallman wasn't thrilled with it. Since this appears to be "news" I thought it best to list a few other things that Mr. Stallman is not enthusiastic about:

• Close Source Software
• Patents in general
• Invasions of privacy
• People who take their liberty for granted
• Small, hairless, yippy dogs
• People who just say "linux"
• Coconut-praline ice cream with microwaved gnat sprinkles
• A kick in the gnonads
• People who don't know the difference between gnonads and gnomads
• People who mispronounce gnonads.
• Shaving
• < insert bad joke about soap here >
• Those snooty Harvard frat guys cuz he didn't want to be in their little "club" anyways
• red meat
• People who don't share
• A long list of other things that aren't listed here