An anonymous reader writes: The state news agency of North Korea has confirmed that they have become the first, and we suspect the only country in the world to ever land a man on the sun. True to their word given that early last year they said they'll perform the first solar landing.
Their astronaut, Hung Il Gong, left in his specially designed rocket ship at three AM on his solo trip to our nearest star, The Sun. He arrived on the sun just four hours later where he collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a gift, and then boarded his ship to make the four hour journey home for a heroes welcome.
"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening." said a North Korean central news anchor during a live broadcast.