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Comment Re:Not so fast ... (Score 1) 736

I always heard "You can have it fast, good, or cheap, pick two"

And yet, while well known, it is a gross oversimplification. For instance, "fast, good, but expensive" is also known as the task of making a "baby in a month by 9 women" ;-) Unfortunately the solution of the "fast, good, or cheap" is much closer to 1 than to 2.

Comment Re:Kids? What are these "kids" you speak of? (Score 1) 619

because it's not like we don't have any siblings with kids or friends with kids or were kids ourselves

A car analogy ;-) Do you remember the time when you were not able to drive yet? But you had a pretty good idea, right? Because your parents had a car (or cars) and some of your older friends did drive and you've seen many times how it is done and knew all the intricate details about driving. Then you started driving... Do you recall those first few times? And yet you had a pretty good idea. Same with kids. All of us were kids ;-) and many had siblings with kids, and we new families with kids and had heard their stories. Then our own kids arrived... and sleepless nights and worries and seemingly perpetual attention they needed (at least in the beginning). Knowing and experiencing are not quite the same.

PS: Another interesting (and IMHO vivid) analogy would be sex ;-)

Comment Re:I caught a 9AM showing on Saturday (Score 1) 820

I caught a 9AM showing on Saturday. Surprisingly few single guys there. Mostly middle-aged couples.

Just a guess - everybody else is either still in bed or just woke up ;-) And, another guess, it probably would pay not to be a pessimist this time - it was even more enjoyable to see a good movie when "the Damn Kids" were enjoying it too. It was fun to observe 4 (18ish) girls trying the "live long a prosper" gesture that they learned by the Spock-to-Spock scene. Talking about "Generations"... ;-)

Comment Re:10 Years, not Infinity+ years (Score 1) 597

in fact, it would make people stop using their heads

Certainly, because patents and profit are the only factors that would motivate a person...

Without a patent, everyone would just use the 1st method and nobody would want to improve upon it.

Note how badly we, the humanity, had to struggle before July 31, 1790 - same stone wheels, same obsidian tools, same clay tablets (or were they invented and patented later?), etc...

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Submission + - Is Intellectual Property the Key to Success? (mises.org)

corbettw writes: "The Mises Institute, a libertarian think tank, has an interesting article up today about intellectual property. From the article: The repeal of intellectual property legislation, writes Jeffrey Tucker, would do nothing to remove from business its capacity to create, innovate, advertise, market, and distribute. The repeal of IP might create for it an additional cost of doing business, namely efforts to ensure that consumers are aware of the difference between the genuine product and impersonators. This is a cost of business that every enterprise has to bear. Patents and trademarks have done nothing to keep Gucci and Prada and Rolex impersonators at bay. But neither have the impersonators killed the main business. If anything, they might have helped, since imitation is the best form of flattery."
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Submission + - The First Thing IT Managers Do in the Morning?

An anonymous reader writes: When I was a wee-little IT Manager, I interviewed for a IT management position at an online CRM provider in San Francisco, a job I certainly was qualified for, at least on paper. One of the interviewer's questions was "What is the first thing you do when you get to work in the morning." I thought saying "Read Slashdot" wouldn't be what he was looking for — so I made up something, I'm sure, equally lame. Needless to say, I didn't get the job. But the question has stuck with me over the years. What do real IT and MIS managers do when they walk in to the office in the morning? What web sites or tools do they look at or use the first thing? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.
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Submission + - How much caffiene is really in that soda pop? (ift.org)

The Fun Guy writes: The Institute of Food Technologists summarizes some recent research that should settle some arguments among geeks:

Caffeine is a well-known stimulant added as an ingredient to various carbonated soft drinks, but which drink contains the most, and how can consumers know? A study in the Journal of Food Science used high-performance liquid chromatography to analyze the caffeine contents of 56 national-brand and 75 private-label store brand carbonated beverages. Caffeine contents ranged from 4.9 mg/12 oz (IGA Cola) to 74 mg/12 oz (Vault Zero). Some of the more common national-brand carbonated beverages analyzed in this study were Coca-Cola (33.9 mg/12 oz), Diet Coke (46.3 mg/12 oz), Pepsi (38.9 mg/12 oz), Diet Pepsi (36.7 mg/12 oz), Dr Pepper (42.6 mg/12 oz), Diet Dr Pepper (44.1 mg/12 oz), Mountain Dew (54.8 mg/12 oz), and Diet Mountain Dew (55.2 mg/12 oz). The authors found that store-brand beverages generally contained less caffeine, and they also suggest that consumers would benefit from having the actual caffeine content labeled on the beverage.

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Looser Pays intitiative is to revolutionise UK Mobile market
A group consisting of all major UK mobile operators today announced its intention to introduce a revolutionary billing scheme aimed to increase network air time usage. The founding members of this initiative are 3G Three, O2, Orange, T-Mobile and Vodafone agreed to cooperate closely on implementing the new billing technology that will be marketed as Looser Pays. The core idea is that the cost of the call will be billed to the party that hangs up first. Unlike the previously used system where the calling party i. e. the party that initiated the phone call had to be charged and as a result deterred many customers from initiating a phone call, now the party that disconnects first will be the one to bear the charges. This groundbreaking initiative is expected to increase combined total air-time of the founding networks roughly by 500%. Analysts estimate that this will increase the profits by the same value of 500%. Future administration and development of the scheme will be handled by an independent entity sponsored by all involved networks.

Virgin Pussy to hit the mobile market
As a continuation of their branded line-up of phone started by Virgin Lobster the well-known international brand Virgin releases a new mobile collection called Pussy. Virgin Pussy phones are scheduled to be released on Virgin Mobile in the UK on April 1st 2007 the US release is scheduled on the same date. The Pussy line-up consists of several models made in variety of different colours and shapes including among others Pink Pussy, Chocolate Pussy and Pussy Cat. All phones in the Pussy series are however united by the same very basic set of features but all have attractive and stylish fluffy looks, glittery appearance and enhanced Vibration alert. The latter feature is claimed to be their unique selling point by Virgin designer team.

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