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Comment it's Jack Daniels, he did it (Score 2) 420

or Old Overshoe or homebrew or whatever... there is always a fringe group of wackos that self-appoint themselves as avengers, just as soon as they get a little numb and it's dark enough...

those guys will eventually spill the beans to a buddy over a cold one. cops might solve a quarter of their cases that way, working their way in to being that buddy.

dating back to the original assassins, who had to get hopped up on a little hash before doing their tasks.

Comment it would start a war (Score 1) 323

not only would I take them to court and file a civil rights compalint with the Department of Justice, I'd blog every step of the fight, with the phone numbers and home addresses of those pinhead dictator school board members.

and if my kid HAD cyberbullied, they would be so grounded. I'd take the smartphone away and they'd have a Jitterbug like Granny.

Comment uh, if this is a bag of pipes, isn't it bad music? (Score 1) 303

so I'm so confused, your honor. there is this thing of radio pipes, right? but you can hide pipes inside of pipes, so you are running poo inside of drinking water? but it's drugs instead of poo? and they are stuffing fake money in with the poo, except it runs the other way? and it's all hidden so we can't see it, except bad guys can, and sometimes the cops? except it wasn't really there?

you got any booze in that desk? I need a big swallow...

Comment stolen ballots? (Score 2, Insightful) 480

let's review the evidence. biggest Bitecon shop rifled and shut down broke a year ago. last week, the next biggest Bitecon shop was hit for something around $5 million in Bitecon. TV hosts wave around a new wallet on the air and it's emptied before the videotape rolls on the story.

and somebody wants to run VOTES over this leaky scam system? almost as bad at the Supreme Court allowing billionnaires to buy all the elections they want.

Comment they're not supported for dialling (Score 1) 790

almost all the telcos have stopped leasing the software on their digital voice switches that reads the click=k=k=k=k=k=k=k of the dial. for that matter, you never hear the zzzziiipppppp-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk of rotary contactors that were the CO side of that dial phone (or the clank-k-k-k-THUNK of the crossbar switch.)

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