one page per screen, the bad guys are gonna get you early. but it sells a lot of ink, so Canon doesn't mind.

only weasel lawyers, it seems, own music. you at best own a limited-rights use license for personal gratification, and one physical or electronic copy of the work. if you don't want it, mark it "do not push" so it doesn't get on all your devices after syncing.

could be worse. could have been Slim Whitman. or Shatner Sings the Hits. that's what would have been a freebie on the Zune.

analog media is cleverly resistant to flaky format changes, bit rot, drive death, one too many cycles of use on a flash drive, and system obsolence. as long as there are any tinkerers around, there is a way to pull off one more pass of an analog media item.

doesn't necessarily meet the US standards for personal owner fair use, where I can have as many damn copies in as many damn formats as I like... as long as I only use one at a time, and never get rid of the original source, which is considered the licensed version.

lure them out of their cave as the sun rises

hackers, start your engines...

the alternate punchline might be "close the outer door, Hal..."

that screenshot was the Microsoft company song.

so thinks the Assahola.

after all, the cops do it, even after they kill somebody. so LOL everybody

cracking US banks.

so their day jobs, launching rockets and calculating how far Russia could go in subjugating Ukraine, suffered.

we all know how that works...

logical response from the bench would be to enjoin the no-fly list.

that means shit-can it, for folks who haven't hung around the courthouse steps

"you, troll, die! all assets to the defendant. if this is not effected within 5 business days, this court will personally come after your sorry ass with an Elfin sword."

something like that.

I see you want to make a left turn. I think you better start spinning donuts on that flying bridge instead, with the engine at full-tilt boogie.

you can't cite this book in a courtroom, because it's not a recognized reference. those are achingly reviewed and certified by state (or federal, as the case applies) courts.