Comment Re:Ringing Endorsement (Score 1) 104
> message queue that will spawn workers
You have no idea of my level of disappointment when I realized that the above didn't say "message queue that will spawn hookers".
> message queue that will spawn workers
You have no idea of my level of disappointment when I realized that the above didn't say "message queue that will spawn hookers".
> The Clink Prison Museum
Avoid this. I was in London earlier this year (half-vacation, half-work; I was doing some stuff for my master's degree), and stopped by the Clink. It's basically several rooms full of mannequins in replica torture devices and a few small, sad plaques with information you could find on Wikipedia. It definitely wasn't worth the money, even after the student discount.
The internet doesn't weigh anything.
> Why does it matter if someone else gets an epic-quality item?
Because you can't entrust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob.
> [...] the criminal justice system is like a slot machine.
Sit playing it long enough, and a scantily-clad woman will come up to you and offer you free drinks?
> Dude, seriously. That was a pretty corny joke.
And yet there's a kernel of truth to it.
> WTF? I regularly post to slashdot while I'm driving to
What, was Candlejack in the passenger sea
> Go insane. It's the new encryption.
My brain will be running Windows Millenium Hand and Shrimp.
> SELECT * FROM underage_children ORDERBY date_of_birth DESC;
Error: 1337 (PARTYVAN): Why don't you have a seat over there?
> That was my last adventure game.
You should give the old LucasArts adventures a try. They were specifically designed so that you could never get stuck or lose the game or get killed for stupid reasons. It meant you could relax and enjoy the game's story, and it was almost always well worth it.
> How do you think the internet was created? With lots and lots of netbeans.
That would explain the vast fields of corn^H^H^H^H porn.
He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. -- Bion