notice there aren't any tigers around here? no troubles with tiger attacks around here? you want to know why? it's simple actually, it's because of this rock! yes this anti-tiger rock of mine! want me to prove it works? thats easy, just remember, no tigers around here, right? havn't been any tiger attacks around here, right? so it must work! there's all the proof you ever need! and if you think to want to ever question me about my rock, well then, what is wrong with you? do you like tigers or

Look Ma! Ain't ya proud? My First journal entry! Just imagine my luck someday I grow up to be famous for writting and have this posted everywhere as a "look into what he was like in his beginning years." Woohoo... Well here's knews in my life, yes all you prepare to gasp and ready your fooder. Can you believe it? I read slashdot religously, and I have a girlfriend! Blamo! Awesome! Well, hmm, she is truly an awesome person beyond all belief, enough so that I feel I need to let the world know.