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What If They Turned Off the Internet? 511

theodp writes "It's the not-too-distant future. They've turned off the Internet. After the riots have settled down and the withdrawal symptoms have faded, how would you cope? Cracked.com asked readers to Photoshop what life would be like in an Internet-addicted society learning to cope without it. Better hope it never happens, or be prepared for dry-erase message boards, carrier pigeon-powered Twitter, block-long lines to get into adult video shops, door-to-door Rickrolling, Lolcats on Broadway, and $199.99 CDs."

Comment Re:The Law of Unintended Consequences (Score 1) 1364

This is called "Social Engineering." Our Government wants heterosexual couples to marry and have kids, and they want the Mother to stay home to raise the kids while the Father goes to work. That's the way it always has been and always shall be, damnit, and our tax laws will encourage this until the end of time.
 
Which makes me wonder why they don't want gays in the military, where they're more likely to die. Indeed, you'd think they'd ban heterosexuals from the military, in order to protect our gene pool. I swear the RRR just doesn't think these things through.

Comment Re:The Law of Unintended Consequences (Score 1) 1364

You may want to read the petition first, then, because it's supporting a referendum to REPEAL civil unions in Washington.

Not exactly. First, it's not civil union. The legislature passed a law to give committed homosexual couples the same legal rights as married heterosexual couples (you know, the right to be in the hospital room with them, etc.) -- but without a civil ceremony. Some people objected, so they turned this law into a referendum (distinct from an initiative), which means the public now votes on whether we want this law. This referendum does not repeal civil unions, it grants equal legal rights to homosexual couples.

Comment Re:39 days to Mars... (Score 1) 146

Perhaps its providence that we're faced with sustainable energy productions and conservation here on Earth. Our efforts might reveal a means of space propulsion using energy captured during flight. Otherwise, a portable power source capable of inter-stellar travel could be a hot piece of technology to the other civilization. If such a probe were to "darken our doorstep", it could easily start a war, or worse, i.e. Voyager episode Friendship One.

Comment Re:context aware? (Score 1) 815

generally speaking you should be able to configure just about everything you need to in pavucontrol.

Yes, and that is the problem. I don't want to configure anything, I just want sound to come out of my speakers. I don't want to have to try out 2^40 different combinations of buttons and switches scattered over a dozen different tabs in order to make that happen.

Comment Re:Or any committee (Score 1) 762

Or make mandatory aerodynamic figures, or mandatory hybrid powertrains, or mandatory fuel types... bzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Wrong.

Those sort of solutions are short-sighted and idiotic. Make the law favor more efficient cars. Don't make the law favor a particular implementation. $20 says that someone with a coating patent bought someone with bureaucratic oversight a nice dinner. When the law selects a particular implementation, it runs a significant risk of becoming outdated.

As someone who's other home is Chicago, I can say that sun heating in the winter makes a difference to me (lower latitude, to be fair), and cell phone reception is *already* a problem there.

Comment Re:From what I've discovered... (Score 1) 579

So ask them politely to repeat the question and\or clarify what they mean, correcting people only annoys them. I used to do it a lot myself, it's only since I changed careers and had to force myself to stop did I realise how much of a prick I was being. Now I'm in a job that where if I correct some one, no matter how stupid the question I raise their hackles and can't help them.

Correcting someone is not being a prick. Correcting someone to subtly make them feel smaller under the _guise_ of helpfulness, or to score points while changing the subject, is being a prick. People often try to establish their value by comparison, which leads to a vested interest in seeing others brought down, since that's easier than the hastle of achieving admirable qualities, and achieving admirable qualities doesn't necessarily lead to people admiring you.

Nobody likes a person who takes shots at others, including the person doing it. Since we're surrounded by such people all the time that can make us extremely touchy toward interpreting things as put-downs. But you know if you are really being a prick or not. If you tell yourself "I'm just trying to be helpful" ask yourself if that's really how you feel about it, or whether, deep down, you were being an ass. You'll know.

Comment Re:Near death != death (Score 1) 501

There is indeed quite a spectrum between dead and alive; Life has never been easy to classify and put into boxes, because the curious thing about it is you never observe the same thing twice looking at it.

And that is why the Abortion debate is so heated. It gets lost in an emotional hissy fit about 'murder' and 'choice.' Nobody seems to bring up the amount of sentience in a fetus at different stages of a pregnancy and where to draw the line between a bunch of cells (not worth protecting in law) and a sentient being (possibly worth protecting in law). As for the US media's constant use of loaded terms such as 'pro life' and 'pro choice,' don't get me started on that.

Comment Re:The Magic 8 ball told me that a long time ago (Score 1) 540

Similarly, the US government in the past 8 years has spent at a greater (inflation adjusted) rate than any time since WWII.

If its not adjusted for population as well as inflation, I'm not sure that number means much of anything, much less what you are trying to use it to mean.

That's a significant portion of the economy dominated by the federal Government borrowing money.

Perhaps, but that would be shown by the deficit:GDP ratio, not the inflation-adjusted total expenditures.

It may not be the intended effect, but this has the effect of "gaming" the system in that increases in federal spending and borrowing offset a private-sector recession.

How, compared to the government not acting to mitigate the effects of a recession? What happens when a government doesn't act in this way, historically?

Since this isn't Soviet Russia, the public sector can't simply offset the private sector like that.

While Soviet Russia jokes are cute, I'd be interested in seeing support for this contention with factual evidence, or at least some kind of coherent, credible reasoning, rather than simple ideological grandstanding.

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