Roosevelt famously saved the banking system in his first 7 days in office. On the 8th day, when asked what he was going to do next, he said "I think it's time for a beer," and got the ball rolling to repeal the alcohol prohibition. The newly refreshed alcohol industry was like a stick of dynamite to the economic log jam. How do you put people back to work? Legalize and tax America's number 1 cash crop and start teaching people how to grow.

Strings? That's one hell of a string. Like having a steel cable firmly wrapped around your car's rear axle, and the other end of the cable firmly anchored into the asphault. Sure, your car might be fast, but the string attached makes it your car an expensive but useless object.