Still, the old addage stile holds...

Noone ever got fired for buying IBM.

In my office they banned blue jeans so I'm going with Slackware.

I see it now! they call it the Microsoft Window PC (Note, singular form of "Window").

Hey! My Window is booting to Linux!

How long is a piece of string?

How trampy is ( choose one of B. Spears, K. Perry, other of your choice ) ?

How evil is Microsoft?

So many questions... so few answers.

Actually, I am the center of the Universe, and I can prove it... so long as we agree on the premise that the Universe is infinite. If given a finite universe more research is required both to determine the center, and to calculate when the "big crunch" will begin.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

ROFL. The dyslexic part of my brain took over for a second there and I read that as

The novelization of the Deadliest Crotch?

So, according to the federal agency owning the content of that linked page, not only are you not permitted to show their official logo, you are not permitted to reference their name or initials.

How does one refer to the federal agency responsible for domestic criminal investigations in the United States of America without becoming overly wordy, or inadvertently violating the law that officers of said agency are sworn to enforce?

Of course, what they're not telling you is that they obtained 80% more surface area by reshaping the surface.

There's a HUGE difference between a surface with a linear cross section like this...

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vs. the same linear width with this cross section... /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

There, fixed that for you

And that mission statement is....

"All your base are belong to us."

It decrypts to "All your base are belong to us."

In high school there was a small group of miscreants who took the phrase "To boldly go where no man has gone before" to new depths of depravity. To this group to "Shatner" was to eliminate bodily waste in a place where it was presumed "no man has gone before."

One year at homecoming it was reported that somebody had "Shatnered" on the 50 yard line.

And what would a /.er know about the frequency of diddling?

Correction. That sarcasm was applied so thick that makeup artists for Tammy Faye Baker were humbled.