Your Windows setup sounds pretty 1337. You must have your MSCE or something.

I don't use any software that I haven't reviewed the source code line by line. I've almost made it through Lynx but until then I'm simply using wget and reading the HTML as bare text.

That was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

And this brings us back to the problem addressed in the summary: "Further, there is a huge gap in the public understanding of what homeopathy is; it therefore seems plausible that the popularity of homeopathy can take a huge hit just by telling the public what it actually is." The Neti Pot may be popular among alternative medicine types, but it's not homeopathy.

A large majority of home users running Windows with zero patching because they don't want to pay for it sounds like utopia to you?

I had the same problem when they first made the switch to USPS but it's been much better recently. Sunday delivery is nice, too.

Thankfully I don't have to reload Windows for people. That's pleb work.

I know you are but what am I?

Funny, shipping time and convenient returns are the two main reasons why I use Amazon as much as I do. Getting something delivered the next day, or two days later if I'm feeling cheap, is often faster than finding time in my schedule to go to whatever specialized store would sell what I'm buying. And returns? What could be easier than slapping a label on the box and setting it outside for the mail carrier?

I would imagine that if you don't immerse it in hot water for a while before use it'd be uncannily similar to fucking a corpse.

After my girlfriend broke up with me I had a Real Doll created that looks just like her. Lower maintenance cost, fewer viruses, better documentation, infinitely more user friendly, and she completely respects my privacy.

Yes. On a related matter you can buy a car that looks very similar to a Lamborghini for a fraction of the price. As for handling and performance I assume its just as good. I mean, it looks the same, so why shouldn't it be?

True, but only because so many already have and paid the price.

American Airlines Flight 191
United Airlines Flight 232
Alaska Airlines Flight 261

You and this guy would probably get along well.

Presidents MUST NOT, and are not authorized to, exist. Your joke only furthers the slavery that is representative democracy. Please report to the fine mesh screen for slurrying.