1) Catch 22 2) LOTR trilogy 3) Stranger In a Strange Land 4) Everything by Ray Bradbury 5) The entire Discworld Series 6) The Gormenghast series. 7) Of Mice and Men 8) Also sprach Zarathustra: Ein Buch für Alle und Keinen 9) Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica 10) God Is Not Great

by the hand that feeds it i'm going to assume the government and not the movie/music buying public - whom they already persecute.

or simply inform Adobe, Microsoft, MPAA and all other interested parties for the data you have on your laptop that the US Government is in violation of copyright by copying their data which you have licensed and legally hold on your laptop. Let them with fatter wallets sue them.

true, however breach of the peace isn't an arrestable offence if it is not ongoing nor likely to recur.

breach of the peace is *NOT* and never has been an arrestable offence if it is neither on going or likely to recur. So you can stop yourself from being arrested if you shut up when the police arrive ;-)

actually, the police have a warrant that permits them to arrest for arrestable offences. the police seldom don't know what is and isn't an arrestable offence though as I can attest. I was once "arrested" until I explained to the officer that my "crime" wasn't actually an arrestable offence and they could only arrest me during the commision of the crime or if it was likely to recur (which it wasn't), so they would need a proper warrant to arrest me. the matter was dropped.

I always thought it was about a Captain that could keep his ship in the harbour long enough to get everyone off.

I suspect that the methane produced through the switch to a vegetarian diet would overshadow the CO2 reduction. Methane is thought to be a much more efficient greenhouse gas.

I thought that the firing pin and the bullets were still metal and therefore detectable?

why not? they are the finniest books in living memory.

it was frozen upon collection (standard procedure). So it was already dead when they counted in inside. Do not wish scorn upon others for it may fall upon you.

s/practice/practise/g you want the verb, not the noun.

i think both you and the summary mean "practise" the verb, not practice the noun.

...because I felt far safer in Cuba than I did in America.

The foor is a little known keyboard elf that causes's typo, they like to live under spacebars as this allows them greater room to breed but it is not unknown for them to inhabit any key on a keyboard. They are a distant cousin of the Mouse-monkey that yanks your pointer to that link you really shouldn't have clicked - these are responsible for a large number of relationship breakups amongst humans.