My laptop boots almost as fast with Systemd compared to System V, and it shuts down much faster.

It is of course a worrying development if a religious group is able to hold a conference at a prestigious university to give its ideas a scientific guise.

If this cannot be prevented, try holding a scientific conference on the topic of creationis, thus in contrast to what gstoddart holds, analyse the subject through scienfic discourse.

Any screen over 20 inches diagonally.

I don't have a Gmail account, but Google blocks all e-mail from my server to its accounts, and no, my server never did send a spam message.

Who cares about EXT(2/3/4) when you have ReiserFS?

America has a cybercrime gap with the ex-commie-courntries and unless it can catch up quick, the economy will suffer.

APL may be forgotten before too long, along with SNOBOL, MUMPS, ALGOL 58, and a host of other impopular languages.

You sure should do that.... if your contract states that the manufacturer guarantees that their product contains no bugs:-(

More likely your contract states that the customer is responsible for testing the software before accepting and paying for it.

Wait for the followers of Cthulhu to become smart enough to catch and eat us.

The Win32 API has had functions like GetVersionEx() for ages, which will tell the difference between MS Windows (like '95 and ME) and WIndows NT.

Windows Ten has the same hardware requirements als Windows Vista. Makes you wonder what Microsoft has changed, apart from a couple of new device drivers.

If teenagers voluntarily send each other nude or erotic pictures of each other, who is the victim? How much physical and psychical damage has (s)he suffered?

Windows U
Windows XQZ
Ten (after the movie with Bo Derek)

You mean compared to X11 a.k.a. the X Window System ??

Ten will have a start button. How will it be different from Vista or XP?