Wait, what? Keanu Reeves? You and I saw a very different movie.

We appreciate you trying.

I think the more important fact is that Google is actually complying with 42% of these requests. That number seems extraordinarily high to me.

Best response.

Man up and wire the house. It's not that hard, CAT5e cable is cheap. And then you can install handy RJ45 jacks in the walls of each room.

How long before the government starts contracting Google to provide armed security for VIPs like Blackwater?

You mix books and movies on shelves in your library?

"Rage", an early book that Stephen King published using his pseudonym Richard Bachman. It's about a school shooting. A copy was found in the locker of one of the Columbine shooters, and has since been removed from publication and banned from every public library (although you might be able to find it in a "Bachman Books" compendium).

Except for one-time pads.

These missiles will turn out to be our only defense against the alien invaders.

It's amazing how much you can say with one finger.

Many times I've wandered in from the desert to find a seat at the local saloon for a couple hands of Caravan.

Best post ever.

The chair of my Computer Science department told my class in lecture that memory management is worthless these days, and that you no longer have to worry about the size of your program or the amount of memory it uses. I stopped giving a shit about my CS program immediately after and began to focus entirely on Electrical Engineering.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01... Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich?