Once systemd assimilates all those apps, the number will be much lower.

Sounds about right to me. Have you seen the topics we discuss lately? A lot of them can be answered with lmgtfy.

Legs, testicles, chainsaw

What about exploding sheeps?

Well then you're going to absolutely love the next story. It's about 3D-printed graphene quadcopters...

Sounds like Terrans buying weapon plans from the Protoss to fight the Zerg.

D'oh!

And your method won't work if somebody "fixes" the question because of a typo/change of phrasing/to make it clearer/whatever reason.

Hey, watch it pal.

(insert South Park pal/buddy/guy/friend reference here)

I was born and raised on '12345' and it's always worked out great for me.

(insert Spaceballs reference here)

At my company the security precautions have become a parody. 32 char mixed case, letters numbers, expiring every 4 hours. You have to get a new one every 4 fucking hours.

What's your estimate on the time lost by all employees for dealing with such precautions? Try to document that, with proof, and get a meeting with your boss(es). After they see the money wasted on being over-precautious, IT will probably calm down a bit. Even a new password every month would annoy the hell out of me.

What's that got to do with cars?!

He says the way we build cars is more important from an environmental standpoint than how we fuel them.

Oh, okay. So let's fix the way we build cars but at the same time let's go backwards on how we fuel them.

Why can't it be both? Because his company probably can't make electric cars.

Google's phases are usually as follows:
1. Develop product
2. Release product as beta
3. Let product die after X years

In Canada we still get Android devices with old versions of Android, so people still get brand-new devices with that old piece of crap "Android browser".

The "Android browser" browser is not Chrome.