He says the way we build cars is more important from an environmental standpoint than how we fuel them.

Oh, okay. So let's fix the way we build cars but at the same time let's go backwards on how we fuel them.

Why can't it be both? Because his company probably can't make electric cars.

Google's phases are usually as follows:
1. Develop product
2. Release product as beta
3. Let product die after X years

In Canada we still get Android devices with old versions of Android, so people still get brand-new devices with that old piece of crap "Android browser".

The "Android browser" browser is not Chrome.

The default Android browser is such a piece of crap that I don't even waste time testing it anymore. If you're stuck with Android, install Chrome and stop complaining.

Your comment is quite Edgy.

Which is why 99.99% of online giveaways, even if they are based in Canada, exclude Québec.

Tell me about it. I don't even check the requirements for any giveaways anymore, because they always end with "Except in the province of Québec".

Let me say it in french so it's pretty clear:
Fuck you, Loto-Québec.

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I still think we'd be better off with three strong competitors in all areas: Apple, Google and Microsoft.

That's okay, AFAIK we're not at war against dogs.

They don't accept dead FedEx batteries?

I trust Crisco all-vegetable shortening to get well-done, crunchy french fries.

Oh wait, Cisco? Not me.

Oh boy... "apps" guy vs "hosts" guy... whoever wins, we lose. Somebody better nuke them both from orbit, that's the only way to be sure.

Serially Transmitted Domains? Yeah, that's what a DNS is for.

Actually, that's -1 Internet for him.