V-GINY is superior!

Quad-Core Arduino, Intel-powered Raspberry Pi, Apple making the iMessage protocols free and open source, IBM buying back the ThinkPad brand...

Enough with the same joke over and over again. It was fun once, maybe twice. After that it's just painful. Are you going to stop or will you go through all the classic science-fiction movies/TV shows/books?

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(*) Nuke the Slashdot servers from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

That's enough Internet for today. If anyone needs me I'll be on the 13th floor, doing some code for the next generation of Vocaloids.

For crying out loud please make it stop, it's less painful to work than to read Slashdot.

Nuke Slashdot from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Note to Dice: Slashdot needs to have NERD pranks, not lame science-fiction references passed as faux news. This is only funny for stupid people in your marketing department. PLEASE STOP.

Nuke Slashdot from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Note to Dice: Slashdot needs to have NERD pranks, not lame science-fiction references passed as faux news. This is only funny for stupid people in your marketing department. PLEASE STOP.

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pink...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I've heard they're spending all their time doing outdoor barbecuing these days.

How about a story about how Islam is a religion of peace? That would be a funny April fools joke, although I guess it's been done to death already.

I see what you did there.

Litecoin, Dogecoin, Darkcoin, Reddcoin... there's dozens of crypto-currencies out there. It's a mess.

Get free satoshis and Dogecoins by using the links in my signature! (Hey, it's on-topic for once!)

I can flip my computer instead of pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL!