"They actually are just fuel"

Probably from right there. The story of a bag of Kitty Litter actually being jet fuel would be much more entertaining than this one.

Welcome to a new cat and mouse game.

With a sufficient number of people successfully using this technique the detection methods will keep getting smarter.

Sizing a person based on the distance between joints.
Solution: elbow and knee extender prosthetics. Strap it on the upper limb and add a few inches before the joint is visible through clothing.

Recognizing a person through their walking styles.
Solution: Joining the ministry of silly walks and becoming and expert at switching gaits by choice.

Heuristics based on tracking bodies and the likelihood of people doing switcheroos while off camera.
At this point you would end up being a high profile target that gets human eyes overseeing your tracking.

Infrared lights can be filtered...
Errr...
Looks like the mouse always loses this one.

Uh oh. Now you've done it. Watch a 1-digit roll over in it's grave, and post to top that.

Nonono, Mac OS X is NeXT.

YESSS!! Finally I'll be able to log into and post from the illustrious Anonymous Coward account!

But it's good business for Google to increase user reliance on searching.

The former latter.

Google deserves all of its fame. They delivered a supperior product

And that is exactly why I always turn to Google for my supper needs. Nobody does supper better than Google, they really make the supperiest product which makes my mouth water with anticipation every time.

So if I buy a $2,000 computer the store pays $49.50 in credit card fees?

Tying shoes?
There IS an app for that. Several actually.

You just know that's how those kids will learn it.

They require you to use their credit card payment "vendor". Yeah that word has quotes in their description, so I'm sure Turbotax owns it somehow.

"Vender" charges 2.49% of your tax expenses just to let you pay online. So what should cost $0.25 to swipe a credit card online can be quite a lot depending on your payment.

Bye Turbotax. Also with their lobbying shenanigans and attempts to keep the tax code complicated they've just gotten higher than Comcast on my list.

He must be related to the Nelson Mandela funeral interpreter.

So "shambles" means user supplied data...
eating it without question means not validating it before use...

1 Cor. 10:25 "Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake"

then.. uhhh...
Wait.. is this a GOOD thing??

Use the allocated funds to remove the radioactive components.

Then simply dial 1-800-GOT-JUNK and they'll take care of the rest.

Mein Fuher! I can walk!