What if I told you that they did and Silk Road was the honey pot?

By conspiracy theories, if he did invent it, the gas companies would have him whacked. He's still alive hence it's a hoax. I can't release anymore details, you'll just have to take my word for it.

immature sex jokes make the world go round

That is when I start panicking.

Who wants a flame bait? Who wants a flame bait? Here troll, here troll. That's a good troll!

Googlewater

"to provide a fix as quickly as is feasible" Sounds duke nukem-ish, so we'll see correct color palette in 12 years?

I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to start, A flame in your heart. In my heart I have but one desire, And that one is you, No other will do. I’ve lost all ambition for worldly acclaim, I just want to be the one you love, And with your admission that you feel the same, I’ll have reached the goal I’m dreaming of. Believe me, I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to start, A flame in your heart.

How many balloons can you pop with that?

Sh*t just got real.

is actually a mobile phone?

If you still have to jerk off and not have some hot chicks worship you after you have that much money, you're doing it wrong.

Sure, some folks get spider powers, I have to make them inhale me...

Just got real.

What's wrong with dictionary hacking your own name?