Last weeks TV Guide that is. Once the week is over the TV guide can be burned and throw the damned telly in there for some nice colorful flames too.
Then pick up a great banned book and start reading, The whole idea of banning books has been ridiculous to begin with because that just attracts more attention to what you wanted out of mine in the first place. Like the flip-phone most people have forgotten about them by now. Time moves forward and we not longer give a toot about them. As for burning, that only if they are beyond use like old computer books and some school texts. Certainly not any books of value or rarity,
As for banning, many of the suggestions I saw were the Bible. No reason to ban it either, it's full of history if you skip past the unicorns and rainbows. Just remember it went through translations, many edits and much of the material is missing or lost. The biggest problem is we think that no one wrote fiction in the deep past.
Loosing the libraries of the past was the greatest lost of mankind and the world. Not only the loss of Alexandria's collections but all the wars, raids, bannings and burnings that took place over the year. We tend to ban or burn our way through history to assert our own ideas into the worlds flow. We should know better than that because nature does it for us anyway. Books are our preferred way of recording species and other natural things that nature eventually wipes out. Go read something and then return to /. to record you own thoughts instead of ramblings about Cowboy Neal.