Niterios - Slashdot User

Comment RIP Bill Cosby (Score 4, Funny) 311

by Niterios on Thursday December 05, 2013 @06:32PM (#45613537) Attached to: Nelson Mandela Dead At 95

Just wait for all the Bill Cosby pictures with the caption "RIP Nelson Mandela".

Comment Re:Sesame Street: Feist sings 1,2,3,4 (Score 1) 295

by Niterios on Friday November 15, 2013 @02:50PM (#45435767) Attached to: Zuckerberg To Teach 10 Million Kids 0-Based Counting

As you can see, the count does not count his virginity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

Comment Man Vs. Wild (Score 1) 123

by Niterios on Sunday November 10, 2013 @03:02PM (#45385307) Attached to: Scientists Invent Urine-Powered Robots

EcoBot? I thought the name was Bear Grylls.

Comment Re:Yes, but... (Score 0) 241

by Niterios on Sunday November 10, 2013 @03:00PM (#45385287) Attached to: First Arab Supercar Costs $3.4 Million, Has Diamond-Encrusted Headlights

Who cares? The real question is: Does it run crysis?

Comment The birds (Score 1) 195

by Niterios on Wednesday November 06, 2013 @12:10PM (#45345779) Attached to: The Feathered Threat To US Air Superiority

Hitchcock tried to warn us. Now we will pay the consequences for ignoring him.

Comment Re: Makes sense (Score 1) 232

by Niterios on Thursday October 31, 2013 @01:39PM (#45292345) Attached to: Artificial Blood Made In Romania

The vegan vampire community is growing. I heard they are working on vegan sunscreen too.

Comment As a Mexican... (Score 3, Informative) 242

by Niterios on Sunday October 20, 2013 @12:32PM (#45181173) Attached to: NSA Hacked Email Account of Mexican President

I can say nobody is surprised this happened. President Calderón would have been silly not to assume something like this.

Comment Now who is going to... (Score 2) 236

by Niterios on Wednesday October 02, 2013 @11:52AM (#45014819) Attached to: Tom Clancy Is Dead At 66

Write the story for Ghost Recon 17: Invade Cuba Again?

Comment Obvious (Score 1) 931

by Niterios on Sunday April 28, 2013 @04:49PM (#43576103) Attached to: Belief In God Correlates With Better Mental Health Treatment Outcomes

The results of this research were obvious. Believing in god is necessary to be cured from the mental disorder commonly known as religion.

Comment Don't be evil (Score 5, Funny) 57

by Niterios on Friday April 05, 2013 @05:55PM (#43373421) Attached to: Google Asks Federal Judge To Challenge National Security Letters

Google living up to its motto?

Comment Nevermore (Score 1) 138

by Niterios on Tuesday February 26, 2013 @05:24PM (#43018477) Attached to: Terminator Sparrows?

Make a terminator Raven, and teach it to say nevermore. Put it in some Poe fan's house.

Comment Doomsday News (Score 5, Funny) 421

by Niterios on Tuesday February 19, 2013 @05:55PM (#42949037) Attached to: Does the Higgs Boson Reveal Our Universe's Doomsday?

News and science channels never waste a second when it comes to predicting doomsday.

Comment Win-Win (Score 5, Insightful) 268

by Niterios on Monday February 18, 2013 @08:16PM (#42940155) Attached to: TPB Files Police Complaint Against CPIAC for Copying Website

If they lose, they prove a point: copyright laws are only in favor of a few. If they win, they expand their list of successful trolling.

Comment Space (Score 1) 470

by Niterios on Wednesday February 06, 2013 @12:59AM (#42805353) Attached to: Is the Era of Groundbreaking Science Over?

We live in one of eight planets of a solar system. We have not yet visited any of these, but merely our moon. We have not even significantly probed any of them. And you say that there is no more groundbreaking science to be made?

Comment Round Corners (Score 1) 272

by Niterios on Thursday January 31, 2013 @06:28PM (#42756113) Attached to: Apple Granted Trademark For Its Stores

Yes, this is a strategic move to sue all stores located in rounded corners.

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