"By using this application you agree to grant all rights to the usage of your DNA to Apple, inc, including, but not limited to, creating an army of clones in your image."

Aren't police protected by unions, and unions tend to be very left leaning?

My post was a joke, but thank you for taking the time to reply

Haha, I am glad someone understood it :)

Not to store license plate data. You know, just like the TSA promised it wouldn't store pictures it took with it's body scanner.

I would need one for the mouse, because track pads are no good for gaming.
I would need one for the keyboard, because laptop keyboards are too cramped.
I would need one for a webcam, because the webcams that come with laptops are too low quality for my standards.
I would need one for an external DVD/Blu-ray combo burner since laptop optical drives are cheap.
I would need one for an external hard drive since laptop hard drives are too small.
I would need a jack for speakers, since laptop speakers are terrible.
I would also need HDMI, because laptop monitors are way too small.

Sure you can. Comcast just wasn't paying enough this time.

"Comcast will have to give us more money before we let them merge with Time Warner"

Thank you for painting ~5 billion people using a single swipe from an enormous paintbrush.

And a computer can never beat me in Tic Tac Toe, only reach a draw.

I take it you've never had to work with a public school district administration board before?

And your koolaid cup needs a refill.

"Last year, the New York state government launched Start-Up NY, a program designed to boost employment by creating tax-free zones for technology and manufacturing firms that partner with academic institutions."

See, this is what you are supposed to think, but here is how the truth of the matter reads:

"Last year, the New York state government launched Start-Up NY, a program that allows state politicians to give tax money to their buddies while having the appearance that they care about jobs and the general public."

That's ridiculous, to think I would vote for someone because of their sex! I am going to vote for Hillary because she's white, of course.

It just takes a slight shift of power, or one small mistake, for one player to get momentum and end up with the majority of pieces.