Can somebody buy that guy some clippers or tweezers to solve his problem of having only a single eyebrow?

No, but he can become one in the afterlife if he has enough wives on Earth prior to his death.

I would switch, but then I'd have to rewrite my hosts files.

Much like the turtles, it's hoaxes all the way down.

Hopefully a Roy, not a Leon.

This is a 'troll'? Somebody must have changed the moderation guidelines again.

No, this is about old stuff, so they are clearly trying to protect Earth Orbit Station.

Right next to you. And she's just waiting for something to do...

Weird coincidence: watched part of it last night. (Through Harry the cabbie. Too tired to watch any more)

Just don't bring the green orb with you.

But I like toast and jam.

Was this a Fareed original, or yet another of his pieces of plagiarism?

Pretty sure it means 'return on investment' in this context, but as they don't supply the cost of the investment, the location these salaries are drawn from, the number of years after the degree, etc, etc, etc, it's just another bit of Dice-tastic link bait.

I'm too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?

There are some owner operators as described, but most are beholden.

The problem with swapping drivers has to do with hours of service requirements. A bit too much detail to get into right now, unfortunately.