First translate the algorithm into Perl, and then run it on a Perl interpreter written in BrainFuck, of which the BrainFuck interpreter is written in APL, which runs on a machine language written for a drum-based OS from the early 1960's.
You shouldn't knock Visual BASIC like that...
Good point. It's like the lawyer is just randomly suing Google for hosting inappropriate pictures.
Correction. Not necessarily hosting, but providing a method to obtain access to those images.
Time to sue the electricity providers then?
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