Electricity ? I pay for electricity.
I guess the massive country scale infrastructure like the grid doesn't exist then. Good to know.
While the company is publicly-owner, it is not providing me with a "free" service. Internet ? It'ss not a public service either. My ISP is actually a private company.
The internet was invented by the US government. And it's much bigger than just your ISP.
Navigable waterways ? Seriously ? Did the government create rivers from nothing ?
nav-i-guh-bul. Not some random stretch of river, but ones that can be used reliably by large boats for trade. Oh and also there are canals.
Safe food ? I'm not sure they're that safe when you see the amount of fat people you have south of the border.
You are truly ignorant as to how bad things can be. Try living in Islamabad for a bit, or go find some poor consular officer from there to chat to. They seem to spend half the time on the toilet due to the quality of the food.
Police protection ? Where ? The police doesn't protect me, they merely sort out the mess after it happened (and forbid me to french-kiss my girlfriend on a bench because they judged it to be "indecent").
So the murders and robbers they catch and jail whi can therefore not murder or rob anyone else doesn't do a single thing useful?
Fire protection ? Once again, firemen mostly clean-up the mess.
Are you insane or just stupid? Please, please find somewhere where there is no parasite around to rob you at gunpoint to force you to pay for a fire service.
Schools ? I don't have kids, so I shouldn't pay for schools.
If you think having a large uneducated underclass is a good idea, well then I have news for you: it's not. That sort of thing leads to crime, so you have to spend more on the police. Or in your case guns and a private army to guard you.
The thing is, this is why we have governments. Because if left up to indiciduals, they would make the most amazingly self-defeating choices which would stop the country running in any meaningful manner.