Journal Journal: Fire in the Sky
Is it just me, or would a huge fleet of flaming paper airplanes be a really cool thing to rain down upon your enemies?
I think I'm assimilated now.
Either my system's running hot, or there's something seriously wrong with this picture.
Who the hell invented ear piercing?
I mean, think about it: At some point in history, some guy must have said, "Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we all poke holes in ourselves and hang shit off 'em?"
Odd, eh?
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p.s. Cool Patriotic T's too! Our server at
www.ihateterrorists.com was temporarily crashed by
cyber-terrorists! First they beat up the guy at the
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Thank you.
The toilet paper looks (badly) Photoshopped, and they did spam me, so order at your own risk.
"This form has been used already 3 hours, 9 minutes ago. You can not use a form and hit the back button to use it again.
[...]
* Please choose 'formkeys' as the category."
Since when is clicking Edit the same as using the back button?
I need to work on something else for a while.
Repeat until either:
Thank you, and God Bless Amerik^Hca
Ashcroft: "Hey, you! Yeah, you! Quit fucking with government websites, you little twerp! Do you want life in prison? Do you aspire to be a terrorist? Listen, you little bastard! If you think you can get away with this, you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell! I will find you, and I will bury you in the deepest hole–"
Cyberangels: "Please excuse him, he's having a bad day. See, we're having trouble getting intel on bin Laden and his pals. Maybe you can help us out here..."
I don't think they've thought this through very well, though. Hackers like to brag, we're not good with secrets. Even if we found bin Laden's Master Plan for World Domination, we'd probably post it somewhere to show off, and eventually al-Qaeda would notice and run back to their caves. Update: D'oh! Michael put up his article about 10 seconds after I started writing. Oh well.
[Insert Tom Jones here.]
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Surgeon General's Warning: Do not operate journal.pl while drowsy. It will go down on your permanent record.
Can we get 1.0 back already?
(Also, how come we have to preview before posting these, but Taco doesn't have to when he posts articles? Why, imagine if he forgot to close his italics tag! It could be horrible! Imagine how many not-so-subtle jabs would be aimed at him!) Update 10/19/01: OK, I'm ticked again. Today I got logged out in mid-post! At this point, I'm about ready to beat somebody to death with a stuffed Tux, though I can't decide whether I'd rather go after Tom "Every Anthrax other Anthrax word Anthrax is Anthrax" Brokaw or the Slashcode team...
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.