If you actually block legit sites unless those sites pay you for access.

1 they will go off campus for access when they need it
2 if any of those schools are or have a brother/sister college that "does law" they will spin up a Class Action Lawsuit in DAYS

In short if you like what a chicken looks like after being sucked into the engines of a C-5 then go ahead and BE THE CHICKEN!!

Safer would be to make sure than "friendly sites" are always fast.

mock up a few copies and then dare folks to hack it (sort by remote and physical access type hacks)

when you get something that can stand up to a decent number of hacks (remote hacks that require you to be on the same subnet on a blue moon with Big$ tool between the hours of 22:00 and 23:59 and the product needs to be in mode X and physical hacks that would be obvious don't count) then you as a last check put up a BIG$ bounty on hacks.

Then you can release a cyber product targeting children.

this is where a LEO car should be able to engage a FOLLOW ME type mode to get the car somewhere safe i could see it as

1 the car detects "driver failure event" (everything from just nodded off for several seconds to full cardiac arrest)
2 the car then enables the hazard lights slows down to safe minimum and sets off the "driver in distress" beacon
3 the nearest LEO car then links in and starts guiding the car off the road.

this works just as well with an organic driver as a non-organic driver

okay the biggest problem with any kind of Total Gun Control is

Show of "hands" here how many of y'all have access to both a chem lab and a metal shop??

and how many of y'all have access to a "stash" of ammo and guns in an "undisclosed location"??

with a good chem lab making the primers/charges is dirt simple
with a good metal shop making a gun and ammo is not even dirt simple.

Yes My Friends if push came to shove we would have AKs for Days

gee what would they call it when a chunk of WING falls off the plane?? (this assumes said "chunk" is not the entire left/right wing)

and how would this be called into the ATC?? "Tower 957A this is flight 9754 requesting immediate landing we are currently at 15 minutes of fuel and have lost a portion of our left wing please advise..."

I wonder if this kind of datamining is on MR Smiths radar??

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all else failing you want to be able to take a sledgehammer to your server (to make it go offline if its run off the rails)

IBM will actually sell you a server that this is an approved method (for %BIGNUM% dollars but...)

Thats going to be the "fun" part of this problem.

yeah the 18000 word document that exactly NOBODY reads completely and competently.

i could write a program and require that you on demand send me a picture of you in a Ballet Performance quality leotard and platter tutu and nobody would even KNOW about it until i tried to enforce it.

as far as settings go there is a trick that has been around for a while now

"To activate God Mode in Windows 8, follow the steps below:

1. Go to the Desktop
2. Right-click and select New Folder.

3. Right-click on the New Folder and select Rename.
4. Change the name of the folder [just copy & paste the following string]: GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

5. Open the folder and you will find every utility Windows 8 has under the sun.

Note: With God Mode, you can easily access all the Administrative options and make any desired adjustments.

Enjoy!"

or just for "fun" https://dl.dropboxusercontent.... is pre rigged for your amusement

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

"Valve created the critically acclaimed Half-Life (released in 1998) and Portal series (released in 2007), as well as the software distribution platform Steam (released in 2002) "

btw as of last year Steam has a native Linux version

explain things to an officer (show the FMi screen "LIVE" to them) and hint that you might be heading "that way" to "chat" with the person. good chances the officer will A lead you to the person B have another officer meet you there.

lemme give you a hint

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME???

LETS PLAY ....

does that ring a bell??

or more importantly stab them while your Close Air Support gets busy

I would assume a valid epipen , most doors in jobs are sturdyish, lets just say you kind of maybe like said coworker I dunno what E-911 times are in your area, the maintenance closet has a 10 pound sledge , full set intact (unless otherwise is correct for you).

and how about a bit of a change Fred "KONG" Samson is coming up the hall.