I would settle for lobbyists BLEEDING on the floor of the House and Senate.

So get the local group of "merry men" to have some fun with LongBows.

Might i suggest the following??

1 When the kidlet can walk holding a rifle without using said firearm as a support start with a rifle with no firing pin and teach the very basics of firearm safety (including not pointing it at things you don't want to break/destroy)

2 when thats "done" start with Prone/SingleShot lessons WITH "BLANK" AMMO introduce how to breakdown and clean the rifle at this point

3 when thats "done" swap to LIVE ammo (kidlet should be taller than the rifle at this point)

4 Continue adding new "stuff" like Kidlets own GunSafe/Rifle more "fun" targets and maybe Pistols as desired

N take your Young Citizen to the local Gun Store and do an Introduction. (does a cased/broken down 30/30 fit into a duffle bag with a Tutu??)

Or how about "staying in this hotel reminds me of a Song from a French Broadway Play"

the song in question of course being Master Of the House from Les Mis

I wonder how hard it would be to outfit a C-5 (or C-130s) with a M*A*S*H type setup??

which is why we need to make sure the Shelter Network can actually handle the number of Homeless in a given area.

Its common for a Shelter to have a time at night you have to check in by so you have at least one time in 24 hours you know where a person is.

easy way to handle this

involve either a Priest or a Lawyer in the process (bonus points if you have BOTH).

Okay Your Honor i have here a written statement from Father Smith and Mr Jones Equire stating that on the X day of the Y Month in the Year of Our Lord two thousand and Z the three of us visited the retail location and 1 returned the company owned equipment 2 canceled the service.

Assuming that Comcast even shows up this is an open and shut case.

yeah it can cause folks to say

" ive taken a poll and 75% of us think you are a fracking idiot!!!"

get all of him friendly and then worry about what drugs a dude is taking (hint use your drug book to find LEGAL versions to do the switchover).

there are a number of places that sell girls ballet costumes that could be used to distract somebody with security clearance therefore we must monitor/regulate access to these stores selling "terror supplies"!

just about anything can be somehow used to "violate National Security" with minimal work and the correct context.

I would suggest using tech in 2 different groups

1 where it is absolutely needed: As you can see in this video patients that have a combined Coughing Fit and Projectile Vomit episode are spraying material beyond ....

2 Only when you can justify putting said tech in a BURN BAG with the rest of the stuff from case 1

just remember paper can be put in a Burn Bag without having to file an EPA damage report.

If you actually need to use tech then plan on having meetings to

1 agree on a solution
2 actually implement said solution

actually i would work this from the other side

we need to sort out how to remove and then support prenatal infants so that we can remove the "Danger to The Mother" part of the equation.

Of course i would also propose a 3 Strikes and Your OUT!! policy where if a young man "collects" a Third "Baby Momma" he gets banned from the game (and has his "bat" removed to enforce this).

but then im a Conservative Baptist WOLF with anger issues.

She would most likely start cutting down one of her microseconds to strangle some folks. We don't need to do stuff like this we need to get kids to learn from the beginning that

1 Girls are not SEX OBJECTS
2 Smart and Pretty are not exclusive of each other
3 Some girls can do Math and some boys can't do Math (and science and tech and...)

as as a cable tech (being paid by the hour) i reserve the right to

1 spend extra time doing the job because i had to stop every 10 minutes to catch my breath

2 accidentally miss wire your setup to give my fellow (nonallergic) tech a swing at a service call

3 tick that Job Required Uncovered Labor [X] box and add $40.00 to your bill

4 not complete the job at all and tick the Customer Denied Needed Access[X] box

5 just about anything else i can do to F4 with you (and get away with it)

Nothing says "Your Forces are not big enough" like blotting out the sky with your fighters (and breaking windows with your flyby).

"I'm also thinking of getting a band of kids dressed in rages to surround limos on Park Avenue to beg for money. "

some nice cheap Ballet outfits would be good for RAGES (i think you meant rags with no e). have em dance about your "stage" with signs asking for money/sponsors.