Doctor: We don't have any kidney's available but we have this diseased and rejected kidney in the fridge. Intrested? Patient: Umm... F*** it. Dieing anyway right? Throw it in!

Yea, that worked so well on Sept 11.

Everyone hates security until their plane gets hijacked. Then we would be reading about the lack of security.

If you're white make sure they're not black though. The media will eat you up. If black, fire away, it's cool bro.

1+1=2 is now copyrighted?

Faceplant? I agree.

How about bitcoin?

Did no one pay attention to Jurassic Park? Remember how well that ended?

What you said is different. It also depends on what the lost/found property was and the setting in which you find it. It's impossible to find out who that $10 bill in the street belongs to. The smartphone has information and contacts you can use to find the owner. You can even drop it off at the carriers store and ask them to contact the phones owner.

I don't think my neighbors in my apartment complex would like me banging on random walls to turn things on and off. Like wise I would get pretty mad if i heard someone just banging on the wall throughout the day.

I'm pretty sure staring at anything other then the road while driving is more dangerous then alcohol.

I don't see how that applies to this.