This seems less about a forced court order they didn't want to comply with and more about the tyrannical douche-bag Steve Jobs no longer being around to control them.

Now as to why the article is meant to make them bad when they are in fact bad, but not in this case - I welcome even the craziest of black helicopter touting tin foil hat wearing people to comment on.

I haven't checked how this works (don't see a direct link to it anywhere) - but from using the demo it looks like the crypto piping is: Data --> Encrypt by CAPTCHA --> Encrypt by password --> Decrypt by password --> Decrypt by CAPTCHA --> Data Seems like a cool idea to prevent brute forcing.

Hippies are still worthless fear mongering pieces of crap that would all be just like Charles Manson - if they were that talented in controlling people.

Well apparently this April 1st is all about political garbage meant to poke fun at the idea of taking away people's rights - little in the way of tech jokes in comparison.

Well yeah, but only because you can't call anything Apple makes a "computer".

It's not about conservatives disliking homosexuals - most of us in fact do not give a damn one way or another who wants to stick what where and with whom, it's not our business. The issue is more with the trend in global warming to falsify information and base results on faulty models - typically to support liberal political philosophies. Science isn't suppose to be capable of corruption, it has increasingly become more so over the past several decades.

Welcome to the future - the cars might not be flying, but they run on shit!

I was making a joke meant to play on the analogy, not a serious statement or argument of any kind - lol.

Well of course not, the many-worlds interpretation will smite you for praying to the copenhagen interpretation - April --> June. I can't stand people that play on semantics to make an argument.

You are so god damn ignorant I want to kick puppies now.

Well, yeah, but only to save Americans the day-to-day stress of knowing the spider-rocks on Apollo 18 were real.

I agree - it is absurd these fucking liberals have taken the right to smoke in public buildings away from us - even the Chinese can do that.

Except the fact it's written in French.

I'm sorry, but anything said in french is too effeminate to look up too.

Or a conspiracy in your head - aside from taking physics with someone called "Newton" - having no person of note by the name _alive_ before now in the span of the oldest living Human's life - and somehow taking an interpretation from him which lies on the assumption of a read maxwell's demon - I'd go with "it's in your head, hippy" in conjunction with "they compared March this year to April of previous years for a reason and your dumb ass ignored the month chosen entirely"