Who the hell has a software job for 15 years? I've been doing development full-time since 1979, and the longest gig I've had was for three years. A few I would have liked to last longer, but not many. Something always changes to make the job I liked not so attractive any more, and I start looking again. Rarely have trouble finding the next one.

Why, what did that one sound like?

Got my first software-development gig at 25. Been doing it full-time since then, and now I'm 58. Still going strong.

What are those Bloomberg assholes smoking?

Where's Shelbyville?