Would Santorum count as an answer to both?

God dammit, Towelie, you're the worst character ever.

The exact list of affected stores can be found here:
http://www.barnesandnobleinc.com/press_releases/10_23_12_Important_Customer_Notice.html

I chose to be digested over 1000 years. That's what I never quite understood about the Sarlac (sp?) in Star Wars: how would it ever take 1000 years to do anything biological? Wouldn't my body decompose naturally long before even one century passed? How slow must an organism's metabolism be to take that long to digest food?

Sounds like I either get to live for close to 1000 years, or my remains last for 1000 years (which is much much longer than normal on this planet - kind of like leaving a monument).

You have just won an Internet, congratulations.
(Where are my mod points when I need them?)

That's a great pizza analogy!.... ....Ah-haha, I see what you did there.

I liked it better when it was called Fallout. Seriously, did nobody else notice the similarities between the two when Fallout 3 and Borderlands 1 were released so close to one another?

...appreciate the transcript posted on the bottom. I hope this will be a new standard feature!

Did you warn them about WWI and WWII???? No??!! You bastard!

I'm going to go ahead and surrender to Godwin's Law here.
Giving a whole lot of political parties an equal voice is exactly what happened in 1930's Germany. There were so many parties running with candidates, the leading candidate for Chancellor only needed a small minority of the population to vote him in. The result was that an extremist radical was elected, despite only a (relatively) small number of people voted for him. The more parties you have, the less people need to agree with you in order to be voted in.
So, a two party system may not seem like the best way, but it at least weeds out all the radicals and keeps us somewhere near the middle of the political spectrum.

Later on I went to buy some jewelery and I was like...Hannoush?

It's a Stetson. I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.

Hindsight rationalization, anyone?

That. Is. HILARIOUS.