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Of what, exactly? That he copulates into other men's mouths and anuses? Yeah, great job, Timmy.

and CL predators and Grndr rejects. Sounds lovely.

Will immediately be funneled to muslim terror groups, African warlords and strongmen. Is anyone so naive to think that something else will happen to the money?

Clumsy idiot. You deserve to have your data stolen. And as if anyone wanted the passkeys to your stupid subs, gmails and reddit IDs.

Sen. Charles "Chuck-a-buck" Grassley, sucking on a huge blunt, exhaled a plume of potent Mary Jane smoke and coughed out, "Freeeeeeeedom for phooooones!" before expiring from a massive coronary, still grasping his iPhone 4S in his steel grip. Please send donations to NORML in lieu of flowers.

You must be a closet fa ggot. Come out and be at peace with yourself and slurp that seamen!

Stupid fairie.

...then why worry, hmm? Maybe you have some illegal pr0n or plans for a terror attack? Only people trying to hide something worry about this.

A lot of hipsters and other wannabe "'Murica - haters" are loose and easy with their criticism like so much diarrhea, but the sad fact is that if NSA monitoring saves us from just one more tragedy, then it's worth it.

Or the JeffBezosBozoFirePhone... amazing how Amazon misjudged the stupidity of th public so badly. Or did he? What are those assholes calling themselves - "'ZonHeads" or some crap like that?

Very nice, but I doubt it will make it around the globe. Probably will be shot down depending on which 3rd-worlders it flies over.

Absolutely no good has ever come from that vile cesspool of depravity, although the live, streaming suicide of that Norwegian guy was pretty novel.

Was on TMOUS for 10 yrs., limited data, shared minutes, initially because it was the best family plan with no roaming charges for about USD 164/4 lines. Then when TMOUS went "no-contract", I actually paid early termination fees for 2 of the lines to go "no contract" and it was well worth it. Now there are never overage charges, all unlimited text, talk and data (one line for my wife's iPhone has unlimited high-speed data at extra charge), 4 lines for less than USD 120. When my wife got the installment plan to buy an iPhone 5 last year for an extra 20/mo., our bill went up to a little less than we were paying. So essentially, beside the aforementioned unlimited upgrades, we got an extra unlocked iPhone 5 for my wife for the same amount we were paying previously and when its paid off in 24 mos., our bill will go down 20/month again. I sure hope no one buys TMOUS because they will nix these crazy pro-consumer plans in a heartbeat. Not affiliated with T-Mo in any way except as a happy customer.

...financing the hacking (hidden by many layers) to target Target as a form of corporate espionage. Just the bad press alone is worth literally billions in the final run-up to Christmas (and Kwanza, of course) spending.