There are 10 types of people in this world. You are not either of them.
FTFY.
where will the founder explain how it died?
I'm curious to see how
Four letter words: "Beta". Or "Dice".
Where are the dead parents? That's what I want to know...
Under the sea.
Panic now, while there is still time!
Screw that. I want the computer to panic for me.
Oh, wait. Systemd...
Do you mean something like this? How to stop cats pissing on your car, The best cat video ever!
I'm pretty sure it could be scaled up for a complete lawn.
I've had good luck with one of these.
I was right all the time from day one. But no matter where I go, these morons I'm surrounded by just don't see it, and give me crap work to do when I should be running things MY way.
Jim Croce said it best:
Tried to find me an executive position
But no matter how smooth I talked
They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, "We got all that we can use."
politicians are "low order" primates, And like many other low level primates they also throw their poo.
I find this insulting to primates.
This is UNIX Only.
I know this.
Thar she blows! Typo off the starboard bow! Give it the trusty nitpick, er, harpoon...
Close. It should be "Nuke the Whales"
Now I feel left out, the Commodore PET's we had in school did not have mice, or hard drives, or usb. Just a keyboard and a 5.25" floppy drive.
Me, too. Our computer was an IBM 360 model 25. Only so much you can do with that.
Although there was a certain card deck that could print out racy pictures on the line printer....
Get hold of portable property. -- Charles Dickens, "Great Expectations"