Comment It works best (Score 1) 162
... if you park your car in the FedEx/UPS/USPS parking lot.
Just not in prison..
There's nothing as nice as surprise wakeup sex.
Unless you're in prison.
What is THAT supposed to mean? That the grass is greener at the other side of the Pond? Somebody really lost hist touch with reality...
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Maybe a "hit" taken out by disgruntled Ohio auto dealers?
Oh no. The Ohio dealers are fully gruntled.
Well, the upper midwest has the two seasons: winter and road constructions.
There's a sign at the Oregon border: "Welcome to Oregon. Road Construction Next 300 miles"
We moved 5 years ago out to the country. We are within sight of town but all that is offered to be is a 4G card from Verizon. No DSL (across the street they have it). No cable (houses to the north are the last ones on the line), no WISP (too many trees close to me), no fiber (main trunk line is across the street but no branches). I feel for you
I also have the tree issue (100' Douglas firs) but I've found a WISP that uses the 900Mhz Motorola Canopy system that works pretty well through the trees. The other end is about 2.3 miles away. It gives me 1.3Mbs which is not a speed demon by any stretch but it does beat the pants off of 33Kbs dialup.
Soon we'll have marketers pitching space-gapped machines, so even the acoustics are blocked.
Then one computer will display moving lips and another computer will read said lips.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
In space they're weightless companion cubes.
But no one can hear them scream.
They should sample the "You have five minutes to reach minimum safe distance" ship's computer sound clip from Alien.
"Two minutes. Get your shit together!" -- George Carlin
Usually not. Normally, it's broken up for scrap, although occassionally it's used for testing or target practice and then it does. The Pentagon is eco-aware. They recycle!
Soylent Green is Yoda!!!
UNIX is hot. It's more than hot. It's steaming. It's quicksilver lightning with a laserbeam kicker. -- Michael Jay Tucker
