What would a Californian currency be worth? Last I checked their GDP was about equal to France.

Until the Corps of Engineers shuts off the water at least. Not that we would do that since there's a lot of valuable crops grown in CA but don't sit and say that you can live without the rest of the country.

Dogecoins are the future.

Wow.

You have no idea what Libertarianism is, do you? Stealing is a violation of the non-aggression principle, for one.

If you mean other than having a direct effect on millions of web users then yeah, he's done nothing for mankind.

Oh yes, a whopping 0.05% that I get from my credit union. That's not even enough to keep up with inflation. Keeping your money in the bank means that you are losing purchasing power every year.

Doesn't even have to be a drive failure for data loss to occur. You accidentally deleted a file? Too bad.

Until the battery dies.

Paper maps are far superior to GPS or smart phones. When you're out in the middle of the mountains with no signal or a dead battery you'll be damn glad you have some old fashioned paper maps.

Lane splitting is safe and reduces traffic congestion. You want motorcycles to take up a full lane? Have fun being stuck behind them.

What if the data center burns down?

I'm not spending $60k on a piece of paper that says I know what I already know.

You forgot there's a 50,000% markup on any contract involving government work.

Government sites are not allowed to use AWS.

Lots of things are confusing for new users but that doesn't mean you should break 40+ years of ingrained behavior and functionality for them. Frankly, if people can't bother learning that middle click == paste they probably shouldn't be running Linux in the first place.