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Comment Great... (Score 1) 421

To be honest, I can't stand looking at most of the terrible mess called "code" written by "trained developers". Maybe I'll go ask the Office Manger to write up a quick js fade-in modal system for me so I can use it for credit card payments.

Comment Re:To what end? (Score 1) 266

Well at first it will be purely scientific, as they study the giant ancient pyramid believed to be capable of creating oxygen. But, as the population increases, it will become both a vacation destination for the adventurous and a distant life for the down and out. Obviously, from here a class system will evolve between the mutants and the 1%. Luckily, The Terminator will finally show up, in a dream, and rip shit up.

Comment Brings me to another question? (Score 1) 622

Firstly, if google took down every video that people found offensive, there would be no videos on youtube.

Secondly, How long is this whole god obsession really going to last? I mean, I get it: you live in a cave and you don't understand shit, so it's like, must be god; the plague hits and everyone is dying, so it's like, must be god.

This is where I get a little lost. You find out that entire civilizations live on the other side of the world, but, alas, they know nothing of your god. At this point, how can any even sparsely logical religion say that only those who believe in it's god can go to heaven (or get like 90 bjs per/day from belly-dancers or whatever)? Let me get this straight, their god crapped out a bunch of humans that he finds ideologically despicable and incompatible? Seams a little convenient, you know, basing religious acceptance around fear and punishment and servitude. Lurking and praying off the innate human need to distrust the unknown and reject the unexplained as heresy or dogma (depending on how grand the explanations' circle jerk affect is).

Whatever, waste your lives. Blow up crappy buildings and KFC's. Overthrow your governments. Kill your neighbor, enemies, far-away don't care-ers. Teach your kids the taste of blood in vengeance in the name of god. Just hope you are not wrong, because in the end, if there is a god your're screwed, if there isn't you have wasted your lives, and ruined your childrens. Either way, stfu and keep to yourself.

Comment Re:Pest control (Score 2) 88

Our cats are indoors only, and they do the same thing. Any living thing in the house smaller than them is dead or imobilized in about 10 seconds after they see it. If only we could teach them not to leave them on the bed, shoes, bathroom floor... Also, I read something that said that cats do not leave dead animals to impress or offer to their masters, but more of a "Learn to hunt bitch, like this...".

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