Krave -- Why not just inject the nicotine directly into your bloodstream?
TV Hat -- I'm sure nobody will think of using this to watch porn while driving!
EarVibe -- Wait... are you sure these are designed to be stuck in you ear, and not somewhere else?
iType -- Actually not that bad an idea for those of us that have fingers larger than a Barbie, and thus problems typing on tiny touchscreens.
Phubby -- Aside from being ugly as hell, actually not that bad. Any idea how many times my phone has fallen out of my shirt pocket? And when I wear it on my belt, I usually can't hear it.
BabyPlus -- Why stick the headphones you already own on your stomach, when you can pay big bucks for this glorified speaker?
Unbreakable Phone -- Geeks regard the word "unbreakable" as a challenge!
Android Microwave -- It's need for voice recognition, 'cause telling your microwave "Please make popcorn now" is much easier than just pushing the Popcorn button! Unless this doubles as a refrigerator/freezer, I'm not sure what the added smarts buys you. Plus, using a touchscreen in a high-grease environment -- what a wonderful idea!
Electronic bidet -- My wife gets pretty much the same results with a recycled plastic bottle.
Fingerist -- If you'd like to feel like you're playing a real guitar, perhaps you should, you know... buy a real guitar!
CyberClean -- What isn't clear is, after you get the crap out of your keyboard, how do you get the crap out of the CyberClean? I generally just turn my keyboard upside down and bang it on the desk a few times, and yes, it's amazing how much kruft can be in an old keyboard.
Blackberry Presenter -- Couldn't you, um, just build this functionality into the projector?
iMini Pet iPod Player -- Anybody who thinks this is a BAD idea obviously doesn't have children!