When I got home yesterday my daughter asked me "Will you help me make pumpkin pie if I go get the stuff for it?" I said "sure" because opportunities to hang out with my daughter are rare to be sure. So we're making pumpkin pie, well she is, I'm just there for moral support I guess.

I ask "So what is the pie for?"
She says "Tomorrow is pi day so I'm bringing pie to school"
I say "Oh, cool"

Inside I'm thinking "How the fuck did I get shit this right?"

signed,
stumbling into success

Check out "Old Man's War" by Jhon Scalzi.

Old people are shipped off Earth to fight an interstellar war. Obviously they get some "refurbishing". They even get to keep some of it if they survive...

Facebook is for "Old" and "Young". Google+ won't allow you to sign up if you're under 18.

That might be an artifact of "beta".

" Measuring 1,000 meters high and two miles long,"

Other interesting facts
It took 3 fortnights to build
The length of all the letters is 2.3 leagues
The entire name can hold 1000 mega hogsheads of seawater
The estimated cost of the monument is 500 Million Drachmars

Oh Waa you were so close. It's sad really, but keep trying!

He is keeping it at his brothers farm for his SON. So when his son drives it in rebellion he will have to retrieve it from his UNCLES farm.

I actually use LYNX to access my bank accounts!