So, you're telling me the $300 I paid to the Journal of Experimental Onanism to publish my findings was a waste of money?

Damn. I've already printed up my CV and that paper is at the top of my list of publications. I suppose I should have been suspicious when I saw that the editors that were assigned to peer review my paper were Jack Meihoff and Richard Gazinya.

Yeah, what's up with that? I usually see at least a half-dozen JEs from you ever week. They're my excuse for drinking early.

$450 million is nothing to Apple. They find that much under the cushions on the sofas in the Apple lounge. They spend more than that every week on KY and poppers.

And if you write useful open source code, you can always negotiate alternate licensing and support terms with any company that might want to use your work without having to release their code back to the community. So really, releasing your copyright to a company for an ambiguous promise of future payment is doubly silly.

It was designed to go to a nearer comet. Due to booster failures they missed the launch window. Several risky maneuvers (such as hibernation) were added to the mission to reuse this hardware.

I have a 1990 Ford that I've done so many mods to in that example....but it's not alone, so i'd say the most is anything you're not making payments on and is out of warranty.

Seriously, I quite enjoy it, but please give me a UI designer, or at least an artist with UI experience to work with! I've worked on some cool interactive display stuff.

Can confirm. I'm an engineer who once designed a UI. Turns out it's a lot harder than it looks.

Yeah, me too.

I'm pretty sure a DS is sort of an updated version of one of these things:

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/sli...

I already know what I'm gonna do with mine.

No wait...

Nope!

Boom, motherfuckers.

I can't speak to the accuracy of your argument or your citation, because I just don't know, but out of admiration, I'm going to end every one of my Thanksgiving political discussions with family members with "Boom, motherfuckers."

They never had a search engine, they had a hierarchical link index.

It was almost like using a massive, nested bookmarks folder, and it relied on user-submitted pages to grow (no spidering).

I think pouring boiling oil from the roof would be effective. I mean would you try to make a run for it knowing that they would not just stop you but actually try to pour boiling oil on you? hell no.

This isn't so crazy.

I know for a fact that having a hot girl blow on my dice helps me make that eight the hard way.