*Actually* preparing for a zombie apocalypse should get you placed an some other lists as well.
I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: 10 internet connections at the same time, man.
'cause chicks dig dudes with 10 internet connections at the same time.
There are ways to determine quality. One pretty standard way is to count the number of bugs found during testing each phase of development (design, coding, unit test, product test, integration tests and after its in production).
Those can be valuable metrics, but finding and fixing a lot of bugs can't improve the innate quality of the item under development/test. In other words, you can't test quality into the product.
but if apple had filmed a turd for 20 seconds and published that as an official advert it would have the highest viewcount on youtube - however I really doubt that would mean it's a successful advert for them in building of their brand image.
People would have said they liked the new fully cornerless design and swirly textures. Brown is obviously the new white (or black) and you have to be impressed by the new smell feedback technology. It's soft and warm to the touch as well, making it comfortable to hold.
I mis-read "cornerless" as "corn-less."
With your bare hands?!?