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Comment Re:Watching too much TV (Score 1) 232

You left out the part about how the current administration has obviously misplaced all the valuable aliens and alien artifacts that have been collected over the past several decades. (I don't recall whether Bush denied *he* had any, so they must have been accounted for during the previous administration.)

Comment Re:tag based system (Score 1) 380

Yes, you can use them in combination.

You CAN be injured by a turtle, struck by lightening and suffer traumatic brain injury and a hernia. On a plane. On an experimental plane. On the runway.

This would engender a number of codes and would be indicative of very, very bad karma. Or perhaps God really does have a sense of humor.

I would not like them on a plane. I will not eat them on a train.
I do not want them in my house. I can not feed them to a mouse.
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them Sam-I am.

Comment Re:easy (Score 1) 312

that one was easy. Planes, of course - they are already largely automated, with the crew watching the autopilot do its job. Including landing. I don't know 100% about take-off but if it can land, I figure take-off is even easier.

And lest we forget, the robotic ones are already armed with missiles and there's no point in pissing them off by suggesting they're untrustworthy.

Comment Re:Oblig Simpsons (Score 1) 185

I think the obvious solution for the LEO stuff is to accelerate global warming and expand the atmosphere to increase drag. Sure, it'll bring down the satellites we want to keep up there as well, but who will notice while we're slathered in SPF 10000 hunkered down in our underground bunkers learning to love eating fungi?

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