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Submission + - The Godfatherly PHB

smitty_one_each writes: Alberto Savoia over at Artima has a blog post for the budding PHB. He gets a lot of details right, from the Steve Jobs attire to the Brando poster in the background. The hammer he uses may well be a Spolsky reference. His Italian accent affords a Renaissance feel to the whole presentation. He also has a demo for his crap4j application on YouTube.
Programming

Submission + - Let's Talk Trash (lambda-the-ultimate.org)

smitty_one_each writes: Lambda the Ultimate has an interesting write-up concerning a paper on the time-honored debate on the performance hit, if any, of using garbage collection over managing memory explicitely (@#$%!!)
The treatment focuses on execution only; the amount of developer implementation and maintenance time saved (I thought that meant something to you) by delegating the boring work to the runtime receives scant attention.
Not that there is a free lunch:

These results quantify the time-space tradeoff of garbage collection: with five times as much memory, an Appel-style generational garbage collector with a non-copying mature space matches the performance of explicit memory management. With only three times as much memory, it runs on average 17% slower than explicit memory management. However, with only twice as much memory, garbage collection degrades performance by nearly 70%. When physical memory is scarce, paging causes garbage collection to run an order of magnitude slower than explicit memory management. [emphasis added]
So, apparently, we buy stock in a RAM company, then strongly advocate garbage collection. Which seems to make sense: resources and hardware have improved over time, once we got past the 640Kb event horizon.

The Almighty Buck

Submission + - What is the worst commute you have heard of?

smitty_one_each writes: In these days where carbon neutrality is all the environmentally-friendly rage, I'm curious: who has the most brutal commute, in terms of hours sacrificed per day, on average, to the gods of transportation?
Let's define "commute" to be a work-related journey undertaken at least three times per week, over a minimum one-year time period. IOW, living in New Mexico and commuting by plane to New York on Monday, the flying home Friday does not count.
Under no circumstances will any postings be used in a punitive manner against the poster. There will be no carbon footprint calculations, and no speed traps set up based upon anything posted to this thread. This thread concerns morbid curiosity only.
Biotech

Submission + - Electricity from the People

smitty_one_each writes: Some chap named Lucien Gambarota has implemented one of those ideas that likely shall have seemed obvious in retrospect: electricity from thepeople.

As the political and ecological aspects of energy rise in people's consciousness, the search for new and clean ways to generate energy is California Fitness Gym's demonstration how energy is generated from gym users gaining momentum. A fitness center in Hong Kong has joined the movement with a new idea: the energy generated by the members as they exercise is transformed into electricity to help light the facility. Claudia Blume has more.
Improving health through fitness and producing electricity as a result should please both Michael Moore and Al Gore. So we got that goin' for us.
Hardware Hacking

Submission + - Keyboard with legs

smitty_one_each writes: Make magazine shows a home-brew foot-driven USB keyboard. Now all we need is an overhead board with CTRL and ALT keys, and we'll have a look-ma-no-hands emacs setup. Perfect for that special RSI-impaired someone.
Hardware Hacking

Submission + - Tinkertoy Computer

smitty_one_each writes: While clearly not as cool as the Antikythera Mechanism, the more recent Tinkertoy Computer is still kinda nifty.
The Tinkertoy computer is not fully automatic: a human operator must crank the read head up and down and must manage its input. After the computer's opponent makes a move, the operator walks to the front of the machine to adjust the core piece inside the read head, registering the contestant's move.
This gadget appears to have been an MIT project with strong Danny Hillis input.
That would be Mr. "WTF my watch?" Hillis of Long Now fame. The Wikipedia entry lists no timeline for completing the thing, but they need to get cracking soon, or Styx will be too old to perform at the Nevada site's commissioning.
User Journal

Submission + - Diminishing Returns

smitty_one_each writes: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/28/D8LMC4600 .html
The government discriminates against blind people by printing money that all looks and feels the same, a federal judge said Tuesday in a ruling that could change the face of American currency.
I dunno. It's obvious that the system could consider the blind more, but the relevant definition of descrimination,
treatment or consideration of, or making a distinction in favor of or against, a person or thing based on the group, class, or category to which that person or thing belongs rather than on individual merit: racial and religious intolerance and discrimination.
indicates a far more active situation where individual merit matters.
Smacks of station identification, to me. There has got to be some cost-benefit analysis, or at least some common sense applied.
User Journal

Submission + - Hanson: smart blogger, even if you don't agree

smitty_one_each writes: What a cogent analysis of the Left, as seen from the Right:
http://victordavishanson.pajamasmedia.com/2006/11/ 26/wars_then_and_now_1.php
Why does the Democratic leadership seem to welcome in the thinking of a James Baker or Brent Scowcroft, especially since it once demonized realism, most notably the circumstances around the first Gulf War or the supposed Bush I failure to stop the genocide in the Balkans? Is it just petty spite at seeing GWB's own turn on him?
Or is it a deeper malaise that modern liberal internationalism is neither liberal nor international. Lacking any real belief that the United States, now or in its past, has been a continual force for good, the contemporary Left hardly wants the rest of the world to suffer the American malaise of racism, sexism, homophobia, environmental degradation, and consumerism. That self-doubt is buttressed by the idea as well that confrontation is always bad, that evil does not really exist, but is a construct we create for misunderstanding, that the world's ills are remedied by reason and dialogue.
In essence, the progressive Leftist is often affluent, insulated from the savagery about him by his material largess, and empathizes with those who are antithetical to the very forces that made him free, secure, and prosperous--as a way to assuage the guilt, at very little cost, of his own blessedness.
GNU is Not Unix

Submission + - License

smitty_one_each writes: You've heard the kerfluffle, now it's up to you:
  • GPLv3
  • GPLv2
  • Artisitic
  • BSD
  • Cowboy Neal Driver's
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Submission + - Up the Sharks! WTFPL for the Legally Challenged!

smitty_one_each writes: Licensing wars are both important and a frequent source of yawns. From the primal scream licensing department comes WTFPL, the "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"[1] Public License, for when your inner coder just isn't dealing with with all that legal hooey.
Freshmeat lists four projects released under this license, including the scatalogical libcaca, "A colour ASCII art library", which is somehow appropriate.

OTOH, there is SQLite, which takes this rather refreshing approach:
** The author disclaims copyright to this source code. In place of
** a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
** May you do good and not evil.
** May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
** May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
Ah, the lower-stress approach to existence...

[1] Phonetic alphabet alias for workplace-unsafe phrase.
Hardware Hacking

Submission + - 64-Bit in '06?

smitty_one_each writes: "Reading This article on applications compiled for 64 bit chips (summary: proprietary stuff lags) begs a question: is it safe to plead with the wife for a holiday budget to build one?
Not only is the software a challenge, but the marketing literature is chaotic. Who can relate the price, code names, market names, bit width, cores, caches, clock speed, socket, chipset, and the constellation of motherboard features (of either AMD or Intel), in some kind of tabular format that someone can use to spec out a machine?"

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